After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
C'mon, tell me, she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," "if I tell you, you'd throw a fit".
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 - then there's you - 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.."
2006-09-14 19:21:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's cute. Here's another: At the office water cooler on a Monday morning, Darrell was telling Jim about the great block party his new neighbor had hosted on Saturday. "I've never seen anything like it" he excitedly told Jim, "The food!! There was prime rib, stuffed pheasant, luscious baby-back spareribs, lobsters, prawns, Chinese. You name it, they had it. All free." "Sounds great." Say's Jim. "And the booze," continued Darrell, "there was an open bar with professional bartenders. Whiskey, scotch, gin, rum, beer, highballs, cocktails, ALL FREE!" "Wow" says his workmate. Then Darrell looks to his left and right to make sure he isn't overheard, moves in closer to Jim and whispers "you're not going to believe this, but they even had free sex there." "You're kidding" exclaims Jim, now clearly interested, "Did you get any?" Darrell looks a little sheepish all of a sudden, then admits "well no, I didn't get any." then brightens up and beams "but my Wife got all kinds."
2006-09-14 20:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kim's husband is very honest.
2006-09-15 02:50:19 · answer #2 · answered by gelilio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
thats funny...lol
2006-09-15 03:05:38 · answer #3 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pity the wife
2006-09-15 02:52:40 · answer #4 · answered by KarY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-oh
Can we say divorce court??
2006-09-15 02:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lol
2006-09-15 03:43:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gawd, is this guy a dummy or what ?
Good joke...I like it. lol
2006-09-15 02:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Canoots' is coolllllll...........hahahaha........
Whether he stopped at 13......or continued?
2006-09-15 09:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha!
2006-09-15 02:24:32 · answer #9 · answered by pleasantvalleygirl22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-09-15 03:00:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋