A girl is walking along a beach and finds a genie in a bottle.
The genie says, "I will give you three wishes but every lawyer will get two of whatever you wish for."
The girl says, "I wish for one million dollars."
"Okay, but every lawyer will get two million dollars," Said the genie, and he grants her wish.
The girl thinks for a while and says, "I wish for a fifty room mansion."
"Okay," Says the genie, "But every lawyer gets two fifty room mansions."
The girl thinks long and hard and finally says, "I wish for you to scare me half to death!"
2006-09-14 19:08:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I get it! i actually get it! lol funny
2006-09-14 19:26:48 · answer #1 · answered by Te'Naj 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great Joke.
It's One Of Those Good Chuckles.
Good One!
=D
2006-09-15 02:10:26 · answer #2 · answered by Tahraneeee SYnix;; 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo...who is Rory Emerald?
2006-09-15 02:10:27 · answer #3 · answered by snowy dragon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a Good One!! LOL. 10.
That's one way to get rid of rascals!
2006-09-15 21:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-18 02:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one of the best jokes I have seen all day HA HA HA:):)
2006-09-19 18:35:22 · answer #6 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool i liked that one but i gotts to admit it took me an extra minute to get it
2006-09-15 02:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha...10'ers..lol..thanks for the laughs..cheers^^
2006-09-15 02:30:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the point?
2006-09-15 02:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that one! ILMAO
2006-09-15 02:17:15 · answer #10 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋