Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" He asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad!" Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
2006-09-14 19:04:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty funny, if I may say so....I know God's got a sense of humor, he made me!
2006-09-14 19:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Questions about Jesus, or Questions designed to convert or recruit people to Jesus are simply a waste of time. People have already decided for the most part if they believe in the fiction written in the bible. People who feel God talks to them have psychological problems because hearing voices is a psychological illness. %-}
2006-09-20 13:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMBFWCCAO!!! Can't wait to tell that one to my 81 year old, devout catholic mother! She'll laugh her azz off too! Thanks for the laugh.........always makes one feel better!
Reminds me of a funny one I told her a few years back on Easter. Freaked everyone else out in the family, but that's what the youngest does.......goes for the reaction factor! Check out my questions.....I'm gonna throw it out there.
Thanks again.........
2006-09-15 02:09:57 · answer #3 · answered by CluelessOne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is really funny and, in my taste is very tasteful. It's not a question but it was worth it.
2006-09-15 02:06:12 · answer #4 · answered by Raj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was pretty funny
2006-09-19 09:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by Lizzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! That is soooooo wrong, wrong, wrong!
LOL. You had better be saying your prayers! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-15 21:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness lol â¥
2006-09-18 02:36:20 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!!!
2006-09-15 02:16:11 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! ILMAO
2006-09-15 02:08:15 · answer #9 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good!!! :):)
2006-09-19 18:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋