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Th' devlsadvoct be tired an' needs t' sleep. However, 'tis now September 15, only four more tides until th' holiest tide o' th' year.

Be havin' ye begun t' prepare fer Talk Like a Pirate Day?



Now, th' Yahoo! landlubber censors keep deletin' me swashbuckler talk'n posts, an' I want t' say how outraged I be that they would be hatin' with religious discrimination. They're bilge rats who ortin' t' be keel hauled!

Do they be delet'n Christians talkin' arbout Christmas? Nay!
Do they be delet'n Jews talkin' arbout Passover? Nay!
Do they be delet'n Wiccans talkin' arbout Samhain? Nay!

Then dasn't delete Pastafarians talkin' about Pirate Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arrrrr.

2006-09-14 18:09:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

YAR! Ye be a fraud! There be TWO tides each day, landlubber! There be EIGHT Tides before the blessed day! WALK THE PLANK!

2006-09-14 18:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

"Ged off yer wazuk!" Geeeez there really is a Talk like a pirate day! Oh my... found this too: "For all o’ good cheer Ol’ Chum Bucket and Cap’n Slappy say that you must Talk Like a Pirate today. Because t’is fun. T’is also a religious holiday for all Pastafarians, t’is the least we can do."

2016-03-27 01:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by Sandra 4 · 0 0

Really, it's Pirate Day on Sept 19????? Oh wow! I should check the Pastafarian website more! That's the day before my birthday. I'll have to make sure to celebrate Pirate Day! Thanks for letting me know!

May you continually be touched by His noodly appendages!

2006-09-14 19:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by gabriel_zachary 5 · 2 0

Will ye be given dem scurvey YA dogs 30 lashes?

aaarrrgh

2006-09-14 18:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1 2

Ye know I be ready. Give them Yahoo! censors hell! Grrrrr. Nighty night Matey.

2006-09-14 18:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1 1

Aye eye captin

2006-09-14 18:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by Mark 3 · 2 2

That's awesome! I love it....arrrrrrr.

2006-09-14 19:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by ♥austingirl♥ 6 · 2 0

aye aye captain jack sparrows.!!!!!!!!!
how bout some fishing that day,huh or may be the chest of Devy jones???????????

2006-09-14 18:19:07 · answer #8 · answered by marissa 5 · 2 1

Gar!

2006-09-14 18:16:32 · answer #9 · answered by Medusa 5 · 2 1

Are you drunk? Did you forget to take your medication? Call your therapist, hurry..... Have you considered Alcoholics Annonymous?

2006-09-14 18:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by twelfntwelf3 4 · 1 4

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