Do You Know The Three Choices For Ministers?

Question

Three ministers were at a function: a Pentecostal, an Anglican and a Methodist.


Drinks were served and there was a choice between wine or grape juice. The Anglican and the Methodist both took a glasses of wine, but the

Pentecostal said, "I'd rather commit adultery than pollute myself with alcohol!"

The Methodist quickly placed his wine back on the tray. "I didn't realise there was a third choice," he said.

Answer 1

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Answer 2

LOL that was a good one

^_^ thanks

here's for you

Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go
and sit down and start toasting and chearing, "51 days! 51
days!!" About five minutes later, another blonde walks in,
orders a drink, and joins the other two in the chearing.
Finally, another blonde walkes in with what looks like a
cardboard picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle
of the table, and starts chearing with the others, "51 days!
51 days!! The Bar Tender starts too get really curious, so he
walks over to discover that the picture is a Cookie Monster
puzzle. He walks over to one of the blondes and asks, "What
on earth are you doing??" "Well," the blonde says, "everyone
thinks blondes are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On
the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it
in only 51 days!!!

Answer 3

The Presbyterians are the experts in "adult-ery".

Answer 4

haha nice ♥

Answer 5

i didnt get the joke.... :(

Answer 6

LOL. LOL. Yep. LOL.

Answer 7

good one...thx..cheers^^