Everything is ready to go and we just had sex for the first time because of all the pasion between us, but during the sex I found out that she has a hairy butt. This has made me decide to run out because although I love her, I keep thinking that she is was dude now. and it is driving me nutts. Hairy butt... Haiirrry butt. .. I know your going to say ask her to shave it, but the picture is still in my mind and engraved so it will not help. I am effected on a psycological level. I talked to her mother about it and asked if it were genetic, and she started screaming at me. I am sure my bride to be will find out very soon. Now I have thought about rogaining my butt up to match hers so we can be equals, but I just can not do this. I have even talked to my shrink on the subject, but he just held his nose and left the room snorting, giving me a raincheck. I have run out of people to talk to so please help your my last resort !!!!
2006-09-14 17:51:36 · 28 answers · asked by Jima 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
Awesome story!
Forgive me if I don't believe you... ROFLMAO! My GF just asked me if I would still love her if *SHE* had a hairy butt!
Thanks for the laugh. It was the best one today.
2006-09-14 17:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by Quick2Answer 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Look, I realize that this is a real issue to you for some reason but a hairy butt is really the least of your worries. There is such a thing as lazer surgery that removes hair forever...poof gone! So, what I suggest is that...if you love this girl then you will go along with the wedding and she can get that lazer removal....if you don't think that the horror of the memory of the hairy butt will ever subside then hit the road. She deserves someone that will love her no matter how much hair is on her butt and obviously you are not that guy.
2006-09-15 01:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Natty137 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK, groom, settle down for a minute.
Finding out that your very soon to be bride has a hairy butt is actually comical, not run for your life scary!! You have to admit that it sounds just a little funny, okay? Now that you are aware of her hairy situation are you really going to walk out on the woman you asked to spend the rest of your life with? You obviously love her or you wouldn't have asked this question on here.
Don't make a decision too quickly...this is the rest of your life and ONE fault she has, not even by her choosing. You have problems too, right? Is your body flawless? She is able to remove this hair, you know. She may not know that it bothers you, and therefore, when hearing this from her mother she will be mortified upon hearing that her husband to be called her mom and asked if it ran in the family. You didn't do the right thing by asking her mother that, to say the least...but you aren't without concern either. Seriously you should probably apologize to the mother of your bride because I'm sure she wants to know that you are a good man and want to be with her daughter for the RIGHT reasons.
Just breathe here, groom. Talk to your best man or to another good friend. Don't walk away just yet. This is very trivial. If this is your biggest concern about your future, you are very blessed.
2006-09-15 01:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by Rachael 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure this actually happened but in case it did....
THIS is the only thing you find wrong with her??
Do her a favor & end the relationship. She's the one that will be making the mistake. How dare you take something so private between two people & flaunt it as you have purported.
2006-09-15 01:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by weddrev 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure have a butt problem, and so now you want to butt out just because your bride to be has a hairy butt? My advice to you is either accept your bride as she is or BUTT OUT!
2006-09-15 01:10:29 · answer #5 · answered by misty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow your gong to let a hairry butt ruin your love for eachother?? your pretty lame. if your getting married in 3 days then you need to love her for who she is! so what if she has a hairy butt, thats just one of her flaws. im sure she has many other beautifl qualities about her! dont you love her? dont let a hairy butt stop eachothers love. i think it would be wrong for you to run out. in a way you are just finding an excuse to leave her, and you dont really love her for who she is. everyone has her flaws and this is hers. ask her if she can do anything about it. if she doesnt want to then grow up,get over it, and deal with it. be a man, your getting married in 3 days, and your thinking about leaving because of a hairy butt. just listen to yourself you sound completely silly....lol
2006-09-15 01:25:17 · answer #6 · answered by laa dee da 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hm yes hairy butt. Not good at all not good. Not cool. Not hot, No! not hot at all. Ok you suggest you go & get his & hers brazillians, go to somewhere really thorough, then you'll see the nice hair free butt etc & it'll be ok. It's ok you love this girl dont you otherwise you wouldnt be marryijng her? & you can both go get your brazillians, just have a glass of wine & panodol before you go. It's ok 15 mins of pain then your all nice & hair free..
2006-09-15 00:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by idk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Id say If u love her dont leave her for that, and instead of shaveing why dont u try waxing her the hai will come out thinner and less frecuently plus u can also bleach hair
2006-09-15 00:54:41 · answer #8 · answered by Femme Fatale 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you really loved her... physical things like that wouldn't matter... if you have become that shallow and its not b/c of cold feet and your trying to find a reason to run cause your scared...
then be a man and tell her you must have never really been in love with her... love is truly blind and apparently it isnt for you.
2006-09-15 01:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by BeachLvr2006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay one thing is if you love her you won't let a little thing like that bother you. Tell her how you feel. don't tell her to shave it, it will just grow back. waxing is better. also if you sleep with other girls it's going to be the same thing. hope this helps but don't run out on her because she probably hates something about you. like me for example i hate chest hair on guys but that's just me.
2006-09-15 00:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by mimi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Offer to shave it for her and then use the butt hair to decorate the wedding cake. There you go, problem solved. Have a great day : )
2006-09-15 00:59:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋