Once 2 virgins got married and they went up to their bed for their 1st night.Neither of them knew what to do.So the man called his father and asked him what he was supposed to do.The father asked him to remove his clothes and ti sit beside the girl.Then the girl called her mother not knowing what to do.The mother asked her to take off her clothes and join him.She did so.Then again the man called his father to ask him what he was supposed to do then.The father asked him to put the hardest part of his body into the place where the girl pees.He did so.Then the girl was confused.So she called her mother.The mother asked her what he was doing.The girl replied"He is sticking his head in the toilet"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-14 17:08:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jeez, that's so old it has hair on it, but it's a god 'un.
A honeymooning couple were unpacking in their hotel room and the bride was shy and nervous. To help her overcome this, her husband said," lets try this. We will turn our backs to each other while we finish unpacking and get ready for bed, then turn and face each other when we are ready to slip under the covers." He said," Promise not to peek, now." And she promised. She had asked her mother to iron and pack her white negligee, but as her husband was stripped to the skin, she noticed that her mother had packed the wrong negligee and had also neglected to iron it. In her shock and disappointment, she blurted out, " Oh geez, it's pink! And wrinkled!" And her husband yelled back,"Hey, you promised not to peek!"
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2006-09-14 17:33:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A boy have been given 3 needs from a genie. whilst the genie asked for his first want, the boy mentioned "i choose to have a tub with my mommy!" So the genie granted his first want. contained in the bathe along with his mom, the little boy observed something and mentioned "Oh mommy look at that bush down there!" After the bathe, the genie asked the boy for his 2d want. The boy needed to have a tub along with his father now. during the bathe, the little boy as quickly as back observed something down there, whether it substitute into different. as quickly as back the boy asked "Daddy, whats that fat snake doing down there?" ultimately, for his third and intensely final want, the boy needed to have a tub with the two his mom and his father. The little boy unexpectedly screamed out "look mommy, daddy!!! The snake is going contained in the bush!!" Do you get it ;D do no longer question me why the boy asked to have a tub... its noticeably weird and wonderful to me too LOL
2016-09-30 23:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That makes the day better. Can you find another tomorrow?
2006-09-14 17:48:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that could make some virgins do wome thinking. Do you really want to do that?
2006-09-14 17:40:52 · answer #4 · answered by nazidyke420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and no could offend some virgins
2006-09-14 17:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-09-14 22:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really cute. I liked it a lot.
2006-09-14 18:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by boyz_lurve_mwa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear lord lol ♥
2006-09-17 19:50:45 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the cutest joke I've heard in a long time!!!!!!
2006-09-14 17:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that. LOL
2006-09-14 17:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by mik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋