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Anthony & Cleopatra were together in a house for the weekend.All the doors & windows were locked and no one else was in the house. On Monday the maid came in with a key and on opening the door of the main room she saw that there was broken glass on the floor although the windows were intact. Anthony was asleep in the chair. The maid knew instantly that Cleopatra had been killed although her body was nowhere to be found and no blood anywhere..........How did she know??

2006-09-14 16:36:14 · 10 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

anthony is a cat and he ate cleopatra the fish. the broken glass is the fish bowl. you can't find cleopatra's body coz it is in anthony's tummy

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2006-09-14 17:19:44 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 2 1

Anthony is a cat, who ate Cleopatra, the fish inside the aquarium.

2006-09-14 17:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by Newme 3 · 1 0

Anthony was a cat, Cleopatra was a fish

2006-09-14 20:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by lupusman_99 1 · 1 0

They nevertheless have not chanced on the tomb of Alexander the great yet - it extremely is little ask your self that they've in basic terms merely now chanced on the tomb of Cleopatra. you will desire to keep in mind that as quickly as Antony and Cleopatra died that they've been seen to be the enemies of Rome. After Cleopatra died, Egypt grew to become a Roman province and the call of Cleopatra substitute into all yet obliterated from public reminiscence. If Cleopatra had no longer substitute into the sweetheart of the two Roman generals Julius Caesar and Marc Antony, there's a sturdy probability that Cleopatra would have merely remained yet another imprecise Egyptian queen. whilst Cleopatra and Antony died, the only people who would have cared approximately her reminiscence and burial have been those Egyptian servants that have been unswerving to her. yet her reminiscence lived on contained in the writings of in call for historic historians as Plutarch. And it substitute into in basic terms with the French excavations in Egypt during their occupation of Egypt under Napoleon Bonaparte that pastime in Egyptology substitute into revived. whilst the tomb is stumbled on and authenticated it's going to be an impressive day for archaelogy and historians.

2016-09-30 23:34:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they stumbled upon a parallel dimension and went there for a tea party,
On Monday, Anthony came back but Cleopatra stayed there and got stabbed by a man in a pink leotard.

2006-09-14 20:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1 0

Anthony is the cat and Cleo the fish in a bowl. Rest you put the pieces together Watson!

2006-09-14 18:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by lusktuffar 3 · 1 0

anthony's a cat and cleopatras a fish.

2006-09-14 21:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by nickinoo 3 · 1 0

cat ate fish!
seems pointless in answering once one person has, as even if you don't know you can copy all the other answers so you don't look dumb

2006-09-14 20:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by Trolley Dolly 2 · 1 0

some one left a note??

2006-09-14 17:06:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

they were fish

2006-09-14 16:56:25 · answer #10 · answered by huge.shadow 2 · 0 1

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