2006-09-14 16:29:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I bet he was on the couch for weeks after he let Noah get away with skipping the unicorns... that kinda thing would tick Mrs. God off....
2006-09-14 16:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mrs. God does not understand God. She is constantly nagging him that he lets us have too much free will. If she had her way we'd be smote, smited, and smitten a whole lot more often. God used to be like that until his son grew up and said to him one day, Chill Dad, I've got it covered. This was a load off God's mind. Mrs. God loves animals and God can always get back on her good side with a new species of cave spiders or the like.
2006-09-14 16:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Slake 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No there is no Mrs God but my hubby has to sleep on the couch once in a while.:)
2006-09-14 16:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by niaflower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ah but apparently God is omnipresent and unresting...so he doesn't sleep, but he does spend his whole life on the couch. Lazy sod...Typical man really - one brief period of brilliance, followed by aeons of couch potatohood...Meanwhile Mrs God is busy sorting out the evolution of millions of species every day, but does God do the washing-up while she's out? Noooo, he's all "I'm the Creator of the Universe, do your own bloody washing-up!"
Charming!
2006-09-14 21:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In God's image..not God like....Mrs God is God...God could make him sleep any where she so desires.
2006-09-14 16:40:30 · answer #5 · answered by armygal 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as Mr. or Mrs. God. I think you need to get back on your meds, take an anti-psychotic, see a shrink, and if that doesn't work, then check yourself into a hospital.
2006-09-14 16:32:45 · answer #6 · answered by mastahmind211 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not sure about mrs god:) you could sleep where ever you want even in trash can hahaha
2006-09-14 16:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure she does! When she catches him staring at Jane-God, the hot next door neighbor when she washes her car...
or
When they are making love and he screams out for Sharon God-stone...
Or when he spends the weekend with his good for nothing 'disciples' drinking wine and fishing...
or...for all the poor prostitutes he's always "Turning the other cheek" for...
2006-09-14 16:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by TonerLow69 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. Because Mr.God is always good so Mrs. God never gets mad at him :)
2006-09-14 16:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by Carl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No......but he ends up in the doG house constantly. Explains a lot now doesn't it?
2006-09-17 15:51:58 · answer #10 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋