Two beavers are busy working on their dam when the spot a couple of hunters at the rivers edge. Instantly the younger beaver pulls out his pocket knife and starts shaving off all his fur. Astonished the older beaver asks "what in the he** are ya doin' that for!?" Younger one says if they don't recognize us as beavers they won't shoot us. The older one says "you're stupid" "besides, they're to far away they can't shoot us from there." Shot fired- Old beaver dies. Younger one falls dead at the sight. Later sittin' by the fire they hunters have the younger beaver roasting on a skewer and are stuffing the older one for a trophy. Why?
2006-09-14 16:22:53 · 18 answers · asked by waterboy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
schlepp got the right answer- didn't think my brother would be on here. That's cheatin' bro!
2006-09-14 16:30:56 · update #1
When 2 guys go out hunting for beaver they will always bang the hairy one and eat the shaved one.
2006-09-14 16:26:21 · answer #1 · answered by schlepp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The moral is, whether old and hairy, or young and smooth shaved, a beaver is a beaver. (And I guess the young one was suppose to be sweeter to eat since it was young and hairless)
2006-09-14 16:26:34 · answer #2 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because maybe they didnt think that the younger one was a beaver
2006-09-14 16:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by ze mage's world 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hunters prefer to eat shaved beaver. I know I do :)
2006-09-14 16:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because a beaver is a beaver... they needed to band the hairy one and eat the shaved one ;) hehehe kinky joke :D
2006-09-15 15:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a shaved beaver is better eating, all men would agree to that
2006-09-14 16:34:50 · answer #6 · answered by curley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe cause the younger one won't have fur to deal with while cookin' it. & the older one had hair for a trophy?
2006-09-14 16:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by Brooke~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the younger one is roasting because hes already skinned and there stuffing the older one because hes big and has all his fur.
2006-09-14 16:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn im sorry that became too long if conceivable can u provide me a precis ... thnx ... omg i basically examine the moral on the backside ur soooooooo propose i'm hoping u think of ur woman wether u have one now or later is a witch too
2016-11-07 08:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the younger one is ready to cook
2006-09-14 16:55:20 · answer #10 · answered by mkelley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋