2006-09-14 15:57:59 · 5 answers · asked by ola! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
2006-09-14 20:20:42 · answer #1 · answered by simolianturtle2 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A Catholic priest and a diesel mechanic walk into a bar. The priest has a duck under his arm. The mechanic is carrying a lizard. They sit down and order a round of whisky sours.
Ok, I'll admit that I have no idea where I'm going with this.
2006-09-14 16:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???"
"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."
"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."
"OK, and who's next?"
"Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!"
"An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"
"I call them by their last names."
2006-09-15 00:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by m_z_z_m_e 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a fat black man finds a lamp and a genie comes out. he grants him 3 wishes and his wishes are to be skinny white and surrounded by p****. so the genie turns him into a tampon.
haha its and old but good joke!
2006-09-14 17:30:56 · answer #4 · answered by danyella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke is..... ON YOU!
2006-09-14 16:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋