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A man is born before his father and when he was old enough he married his mother........how was this possible??

2006-09-14 15:57:48 · 18 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

The man was born either in front of his father (before his father)
his father died and when he became old enough, he was the priest that 'married' his mother to another man. or he married his mother to a man who is younger than him and he was born before his stepfather

2006-09-14 18:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Man's mother marries a man younger than her son, who would then become his father and would have been born after he was! Then if his new father re-marries, the person he re-marries would become his mother than if he later marries the same woman. he is in effect marring his own mother and he is born before his father.
I think!!!

2006-09-16 12:01:07 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 0 0

the father seen the mother giving birth to his and when his son was older the father married the mother

2006-09-14 17:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by lishlama_76 2 · 0 0

the father was the mans priest, and when the man was old enough he married the priests mother

2006-09-14 16:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Here's one way:

Dad1 and Mom1 have Man
Dad1 dies
Mom1 marries Dad2 who is younger than Man
Mom1 dies
Dad2 marries Mom2
Man seduces Mom2 away from Dad2, they get divorced
Man marries Mom2

Voila!

2006-09-14 16:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by holden 4 · 1 0

With time travel
Read a scifi story about this very thing a few years ago.
The mother has a sex change after giving birth and goes back to find her (him?)self.

2006-09-14 16:01:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

DA BOYS REAL FATHER IS NOT AROUND NEMORE AND HAVE A STEPFATHER DATS YOUNGER THAN HIM AND DEY GOT DEVORCE AND HE MARRIED HIS MOTHER

2006-09-14 16:02:43 · answer #7 · answered by campbell_chloe 2 · 0 0

sounds like some West Virginia stuff going on there

2006-09-14 16:04:58 · answer #8 · answered by Bob 4 · 1 0

The man was his grandfather?

2006-09-14 16:02:22 · answer #9 · answered by shortstack 2 · 0 0

Have you been watching Deliverance? Can you play the banjo?

2006-09-14 22:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0 0

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