A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a car door."
The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?"
Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
2006-09-14 15:55:51 · 19 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i know its not that funny but i saw it ad its pretty cute =]]
2006-09-14 15:59:10 · update #1
Ive already heard it but its still funny :)
2006-09-14 15:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OKAY OKAY,,, u guys are missing the good ones
1. what is the first thing a blonde does in the morning? She opens the car door
2. What do u call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? anything u can eat for under a buck
3. How do you drown a blonde ? put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
4. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep her ankles warm
2006-09-14 17:49:51 · answer #2 · answered by anton_29207 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol. heres mine:
a blonde and her brunette friend walk into a store. The blonde buys a pack of m&ms. Then she opens the pack and starts taking out all of the brown ones and throws them away. The brunette asks her, "Why are you throwing those out? She says, "I don't like chocolate."
2006-09-14 16:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by swim chick 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That one was funny! LOL
I'll give it a thumbs up!
2006-09-14 15:59:41 · answer #4 · answered by Danny 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory?
She kept throwing out all the W's!!!
2006-09-14 15:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. G 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The tears are running down my leg
2006-09-14 15:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
really bad. thumbs down. Here's mine..... Why did the blond start snorting "Sweet & Low"? Answer, ... she thought it was "diet coke"
2006-09-14 15:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by Chick with pets 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
funny. it made my 9 year old daughter laugh...
2006-09-14 15:59:25 · answer #8 · answered by bumblebee 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey, the third grade called. They want their joke back.
2006-09-14 16:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by JD 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
cute
2006-09-14 16:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋