My cat was decapitated in our lawn tractor. I constructed a new head out of some cardboard, elmers glue and black yarn. It's just not the same. He doesn't even meow...he just sort of lays there. And he smells some too. How do I let go of ol' my old friend.
I had to change his name to Stiffy--so as not to freak out the kids.
2006-09-14 14:52:58 · 24 answers · asked by Bruce B 4 in Pets ➔ Cats
Note to self: No more cat jokes. Catlovers can be VERY sensitive and tend to believe even the craziest scenrios.
I made that all up. It wasn't my cat. It was Justin Timberlake.
2006-09-14 16:33:27 · update #1
What does the B stand for in Bruce B? Bastard?
2006-09-14 15:00:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ok I know how it is to like to get a rise out of people, mostly people I know so I can see their reaction but it's not funny if people only read some of it and start crying and are upset. I don't think everyone read that it was a joke, it wasn't funny none the less. I mean it's violent and grotesc and just wrong. you know you ain't right. tell that joke to someone you know and if you're bored do something else but don't upset people that have big hearts 4 animals especially cats and then write about a cat being killed in a morbid way on a site that someone might think it's true. Cat people are very sensitive, so am I and some are gulibable. jus lay off of it ok. you wouldn't like it if someone called you all panicky and saying that you're mom was in a car accident and or shot and then later they tell you they were just messing with you. that's sick and that wasn't to that extent but that's how most people that read this felt it was that bad. Plus we do know there are crazy people out there that would do what you said with the cats head and the glue so ya know even though it might fall under the gulable catogery we're not used 2 seeing jokes that are to fool us. we usually see real questions.
2006-09-14 16:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by dabluschmosprincess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a talent that shouldn't be wasted. I really liked this question. It is totally sick and I respect that.
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2006-09-15 01:26:45 · answer #3 · answered by TC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someday you will reget that you asked this question. this is what will happen. you will be on your lawn tractor and ther will be a lot of angry cats and they wll have some cardboard, glue, and black yarn, but they will not be the ones that strangle you with it. i will!!!!
2006-09-14 15:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by concerned about cats 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is like a tame version of an Insane Clown Posse song....
2006-09-14 15:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you are kidding. It's not even funny. My dog was runned over and killed I cried for days. You can never move on. So please stop joking around. Animals are the most innocent creatures god has ever created, and it's not something you can toy with.
2006-09-14 15:03:24 · answer #6 · answered by biochick11220 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quite a well-drafted pun.
Pity that you did not classify this under Jokes - it's not right to attract concerned Answerers with your appeal only to have us find out that you can't be serious ...
2006-09-14 14:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by Son of Gap 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are one sick individual. If you do have any pets, I would suggest that you go and surrender them to any vet or shelter because you are a very uncaring person and should NOT be allowed to have pets or in that fact children.
2006-09-14 16:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by Kym 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick twisted FREAK!!!!!!!!! GET A LIFE A SS!!!!!! You probably meant to run over the poor innocent little feline!!!!!!! you post IS NOT the least bit amuzing to me!!!!!! only animal abusers think like you sicko!!!! I had to put my beloved 2 yr. old male cat to sleep in July from sudden kidney failure and I'm still not over his death (probably never will be)! you're an INSENSITIVE JACK A SS!!!!!!!!
2006-09-14 15:06:02 · answer #9 · answered by *miss lily* 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm answering this cause I wanna reach level 2. Anyway, please talk to a therapist. For any reason you want. She will be able to find something wrong with you after a short conversation.
2006-09-14 15:07:58 · answer #10 · answered by Jesika 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋