1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4 How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..
11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20 Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile
2006-09-14 14:26:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
yup
2006-09-14 14:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by Nav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! LMAO...this was so funny i had to show it to my family...but they were a little slow...but they were funny...thanks for the laughs...SANKA...hahahahahahahaha
2006-09-14 14:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by LadyD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx. it was really thoughful of you to do that. i love reading jokes. or hearing new ones. those ones were pretty funny. ~
2006-09-14 14:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by pinneapple_418 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are actually pretty funny and I hate these kind of joke piss me off (but not these)
2006-09-14 14:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a few did =D
2006-09-14 14:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.Thanks buddy!
2006-09-14 14:41:45 · answer #6 · answered by bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! :D made my day.
2006-09-14 14:33:39 · answer #7 · answered by Nemrac666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, those were good........
2006-09-14 14:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by scarletsummer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks they where funny I needed it.
2006-09-14 14:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by happy_cute_mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL HELL YEAH . THANKS FOR THE SMILE :)
2006-09-14 14:28:38 · answer #10 · answered by Roses Red 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋