2006-09-14 14:24:34 · 11 answers · asked by itsa_me23 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I meant one-liner jokes. Sheeshe.
2006-09-14 14:27:10 · update #1
cocaine. Oh, you mean one liner right? Uh... "During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."
2006-09-14 14:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by Smirx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
My wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
2006-09-14 21:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by phusionx130 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"i was having sex with my wife and she didnt seem into it so i said whats the matter you cant think of anyone else either"
Rodney is the god of standup
2006-09-14 22:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by niteshipper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i know a lot of ****ing jokes"
-Rodney Dangerfield
2006-09-14 21:36:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get no respect!
2006-09-14 21:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by Renee B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get no respect, no respect!
2006-09-14 21:26:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get no respect!
2006-09-14 21:27:44 · answer #7 · answered by katea o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, do you think anyone will actually type in the words, "I get no respect" ?
2006-09-14 22:30:48 · answer #8 · answered by bunbury 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get no respect.
2006-09-14 21:26:04 · answer #9 · answered by deby k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get no respect.....
2006-09-14 21:26:48 · answer #10 · answered by lissad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋