that he can't eat m&ms cuz they fall through the holes in his hands, and that he secretly works for Ernest & Julio Gallo making wine down by the river?
2006-09-14 14:16:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMFAO! That's some funny sh.it right there!
2006-09-14 14:24:36 · answer #1 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
INRI is an abbreviation of the Latin phrase IESVS NAZARENVS REX IVDAEORVM, which translates to English as: "Jesus the Nazarene, the King of the Jews". It appears in the New Testament of the Christian Bible in the Gospels of Matthew (27:37), Mark (15:26); Luke (23:38), and John (19:19).
Many crucifixes and other depictions of the crucifixion include a stylized plaque or parchment, called a titulus or title, bearing the letters INRI, occasionally carved directly into the cross, and usually just above the figure of Jesus.
In the Gospel of John (19:19–20) the inscription is explained:
And Pilate wrote a title, and put it on the cross. And the writing was, JESUS OF NAZARETH THE KING OF THE JEWS. This title then read many of the Jews: for the place where Jesus was crucified was nigh to the city: and it was written in Hebrew, and Greek, and Latin. (King James Version)
This is from Wikipedia yahoo's free online dictionary there is more if you would like to read it! I doubt that you would but just type in the letters and you will find what it means.
2006-09-14 14:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
INRI stands for Jesus of Nazareth King of the Jews. I think you need to get help with your Bible. I am offended by what you asked, and it is totally sacrilege.
2006-09-14 14:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus walked on Water before the Cross
2006-09-14 14:19:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny.
2006-09-14 14:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by nondescript 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i know he doesnt play hockey because he keeps getting nailed to the boards
2006-09-14 14:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by chris s 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nope. It really means "I never reject idiots." Really.
2006-09-14 14:19:59 · answer #7 · answered by Clem 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is it true that you don't respect your god , shame on you
2006-09-14 14:27:39 · answer #8 · answered by jojo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who the **** is jeses?
2006-09-14 14:18:59 · answer #9 · answered by Z ten 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋