Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.
Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
2006-09-14 14:14:38 · 20 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had my 7 year old read this and she is taking it to school with her she laughed so hard she cried. Good on you!
2006-09-14 14:19:12 · answer #1 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crikkes Mate
2006-09-14 21:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by Extra Blue Note 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-09-14 21:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute and corny. It made me smile. That's one of the best thing that you can say about a joke.
2006-09-14 21:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by tabberlynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Patient:Doctor!Doctor! I broke my arm in three places!
Doctor:Well the thing for you to do is stay out of them places.
2006-09-14 21:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
police:yes he can,everyone sees it's penis when he was riding,u better give him clothes next time.
dog owner:lair
2006-09-14 21:18:17 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA I love it!! its simple and sooooo effective!!
LOL
2006-09-14 22:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by **ELLE** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that was pretty funny.
2006-09-14 21:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by whiteasacorpse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL that was nice â¥
2006-09-16 09:28:18 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was cool.
2006-09-14 21:33:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋