If we talked in old English, do ye think we would get through to more fundies? Seems to work for the Bible.
2006-09-14 14:06:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
we can try . . .
thou shalt not reject evolution.
ye have descended from yonder monkey.
. . . worth a try.
2006-09-14 14:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The only thing fundies would pay attention to would be a very loud voice in a Southern accent. And you'd have to mention money at the end of every sermon to keep their attention.
2006-09-14 21:15:46 · answer #2 · answered by Scott M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, now thats funny
God senselessly murdered millions of humans and billions of animals in the flood
How do we know it was senseless? Because in Christian mythology, "God" is supposed to be "all-knowing." If God were to exist, God would know what was coming when he created Adam and Eve. Therefore, God knew he would be murdering millions of people. Why didn't God simply speed up Jesus' arrival to avoid the atrocity that is the flood? Or why didn't God program Adam and Eve when he created them to completely circumvent the need for such a horrendous atrocity?
The idea that Christians would accept a mass-murdering lunatic as their object of worship shows just how deep religious delusion runs. By (supposedly) murdering nearly every human on the planet, this imaginary God is far more heinous than Hitler. No "loving" and "perfect" being can also be a mass-murderer bent of global genocide. Yet Christians willfully worship him. There is no better indicator that religion is delusion and that God is imaginary.
2006-09-14 21:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
If you decided to respond in Old English, there are probably only a handful of people on this board outside of Iceland who could understand anything you said. Old English is more similar to modern Icelandic than it is to modern English.
2006-09-14 21:15:41 · answer #4 · answered by scifiguy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nay, saith I. For 'tis known that not much can get through to a Fundie.
2006-09-14 21:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
doth ye be serious?
come hither i say yonder followers of said nonexistent christ, for ye shall get a whopping of an earfull from thine speak! hath ye no sense, hath ye no logic, cannot ye see that thine beleifs hath no stone to walk upon? is thou so feebleminded as to beleive that there lieth man in blue skies which seek thou fortunes as if they were his own?
i thnkest not!
2006-09-14 21:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
YE Shove thine spirituality up thine holier-than-thou-a r s e
2006-09-14 21:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thy salvation dependeth on burning the bible, ye deluded morons
2006-09-14 21:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by noitall 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no getting through to those people.
2006-09-14 21:08:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if you stood behind a pulpit.
Tammi Dee
2006-09-14 21:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thou thinkest in error.
2006-09-14 21:08:13 · answer #11 · answered by ccrider 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋