We must collect and harness their gasses. Collecting and isolating their noxious fumes would help curb the insulating effects of their ecologically irresponsible habit. The farts of the elderly might be the solution to petroleum dependence! If we could fit all elderly people with colostomy bags and refine the flammable gasses from the bags, we might just be able to tell Saudi Arabia to bugger off. However, if we stop buying their oil, they'll become impoverished, and might start WW3. Oh my...this is horrible...I'm gonna go pray now.
Peace!
2006-09-14 14:09:05
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answered by Anonymous
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You seem to think only old people 'let off'. From the question, I assume you are under 35. Young people let off too, and they aren't even embarrassed by it. They think it's funny.
In the 70s there was an American bumper sticker which read, 'Save gas, fart in a jar.' Just though I'd let you know.
2006-09-15 23:44:34
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answered by cymry3jones 7
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Fart a stupid question!! We could always gun them down at supermarket checkouts where they congregate to slow down the queues especially if you are in a hurry. Then they count out their change from wee purses and roar of in a cloud of methane false teeth chattering with glee at the chaos they have caused, only to return tomorrow to wreak more havoc.
2006-09-14 14:17:34
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answered by Anonymous
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But they are not burned for causing global warming!!!!
2006-09-14 20:44:22
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answered by sudhir 1
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Cows are the main problem. If you care you should become vegetarian. I am old and old people do not do it more than young!
2006-09-14 23:44:17
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answered by bwadsp 5
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you lot have let off more gas just now than any old folk that i know so the way to save the planet is for you to belt up?
2006-09-14 15:13:53
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answered by Aonarach 5
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i doubt it more cows on the planet let off more gas than any of the humans..blame them! regards jet
2006-09-14 14:14:54
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answered by Anonymous
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It causes tornados, hurricaines, acne, warts, wars, pestilence, and brain damage.
I'm sorry your Granny did that to you, but why are you taking it out on us?
2006-09-14 14:13:44
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answered by Anonymous
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.....No I think you asking stupid questions on YA wasting electricity has contributed more to global warming. Don't do it
2006-09-14 14:10:25
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answered by KWB 3
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If you mean farting then yes a little, maybe cow farts matter more.
2006-09-14 14:11:17
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answered by Anonymous
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