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My neighbor is so snotty. I was sitting outside on my driveway in my leopard thong trying to catch the last rays of the tanning season. He yelled at me to please cover myself up!! What is the big deal? Lots of men in the trailer park go without shirts all the time. My giblets were covered.

Could he be so snotty because he has a double wide and mine is only a single? At least the paneling in mine all matches...

2006-09-14 14:03:04 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

24 answers

That was great- I couldn't stop laughing.
After about twenty minutes I finally managed to catch my breath and read it again through the tears in my eyes.
Ever consider stand-up? I would pay good money to hear this kind of stuff in the clubs.

2006-09-14 14:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

He doesn't find you attractive, had you been a woman I am sure he would have not minded. There is osmething about seing a naked or near naked man that makes somepeople upset and would even cause me to consider getting my pellet guy out:)).
Women ar emade to look at, men are not. It's that simple. That's why you most likely prefer to look at women your self and should understand.
Or he may like you and is just bashful. At any rate it isn't good conduct to wear soemthing like that in public where there may be children and women. It's vulgar as hell to most of us.Yuo may not understand now and I think you do. you will when soem dude undresses in front of your wife or 10 year old daughter or mother.

2006-09-14 14:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Next time, sit on the side of your trailer house , instead of your driveway. It would be awful if your snotty neighbor would drive wildly into your driveway and kill you. I would worry. He is probably jealous cause you look better then him. Don't listen to him. It's a free world. Good Luck

2006-09-14 14:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1 1

I think he was just jealous because your giblets are probably bigger than his. He must have needed the biggest trailer in the park to compensate for something!

2006-09-14 18:24:48 · answer #4 · answered by NA 6 · 0 0

I hope their wasn't any kids around. Dang come on thongs lol. No leopard thong. lmao

2006-09-14 17:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Apple 6 · 2 0

I'm sorry. Can't get past the leopard thong. Can't...

2006-09-14 16:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

I would have turned the hose on you...a leopard thong?? what were you thinking?

2006-09-14 14:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by Heidimax 3 · 4 0

Let's see you live in a trailer park? Are their children living in your trailer park? Duh!!! Try one of these options:

1. Go buy a house with a fenced in backyard. (Then you can undress to your heart's content).

2. Or better yet go to a tanning salon.

Puh-leaze.

2006-09-14 14:21:59 · answer #8 · answered by darkhunterfan65 3 · 2 1

Some men should not wear thongs lets face it.

2006-09-14 14:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

He is probably just trying to understand that rainbow on your avatar. What the hell?

2006-09-14 14:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by pillabrut 2 · 0 0

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