An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
2006-09-14 14:00:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Talking about Texans...
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.
One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?".
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".
2006-09-14 14:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not Texan but I like it. Does this mean the Political Correctness Police will report me?
2006-09-14 21:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by Alion 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm and Texan. I loved it. I sent it to my husband. He hates it when I send him stuff but . . . I like it so much I had to.
2006-09-14 21:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by tabberlynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the french should have lived and it's Vive la france :-p viva is not french
2006-09-14 21:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha I cant stop laughing. HA Im snorting. I have to ask something... Was it Bush because he was from Texas
2006-09-14 21:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by Santa's Personal Shopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE this joke! Totally wicked!
2006-09-14 21:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by lovergirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol o gosh that is so dang funny,i love jokes like that!
2006-09-14 21:03:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank god for texans..
2006-09-14 21:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by David 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHA! ROTFL (FALLS ON THE FLOOR) HAHAHAHA! im sorry but that is a great joke!
2006-09-14 21:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's an oldie, but goody, as my father would say......
still funny either way.
2006-09-14 21:11:02 · answer #10 · answered by Torri * 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋