... just like elves aid Santa Claus? Does this mean God is also an obese man with a long beard who likes cookies in exchange for presents ? When should I put up my Godmas tree ?
2006-09-14 13:24:38 · 12 answers · asked by Tammy ™ 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The answers are in found in science:
angels EVOLVED from elves.
God EVOLVED from Santa Claus.
Bread and wine EVOLVED from milk and cookies.
Flying reindeer EVOLVED from . . . uh, crap, . . . non-flying reindeer . . . ??
(gotta love don: "No." - such a word of wisdom)
2006-09-14 13:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Bible mentions the word Angel almost 300 times. Some people even believe that they have a Gaurdian Angels. Do we have an assigned angel? HEB 1:14 Are they not all ministering spirits, sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs of salvation?Matthew 18:10 Take heed that ye despise not one of these little ones; for I say unto you, That in heaven their angels do always behold the face of my Father which is in heaven.In resurrection, we become as Angels Matthew 22:30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven. Hebrews 13:2 Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
2006-09-14 13:35:21 · answer #2 · answered by K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loki isn't considered an angel with the help of anybody wtf. He wasn't absorbed into any judeo christian pantheon, he's the norse god of mischief and stuff like that. this is an honor to look at God without postpone (despite if no longer at His face, no residing guy may even see his face without dropping ineffective) and to take heed to his voice, angels enable messeges to realize unworthy human beings or to realize worth human beings interior the presence of unworthy ones. i do no longer care approximately Sandra Brown, LOKI isn't considered AN ANGEL! There are in user-friendly terms 3 angels named interior the bible and that they are the only ones widespread with the help of call.
2016-12-18 10:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bible of angels being messager of God, and have many differant Jobs and role in life.
2006-09-14 13:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mixing fantasy stories to stir up the pot, I love it.
2006-09-14 13:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by Dave 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have met at least one serious committed Christian who felt that angels were merely mythological.
2006-09-14 13:27:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No it means you need to have your head checked,you sound like you have a big problems,called stupidity
2006-09-14 13:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by purpleaura1 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yes
2006-09-14 13:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they're more like Hobbits.
2006-09-14 13:26:58 · answer #9 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
lolz no lolz
2006-09-14 13:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋