Does anybody have any good hateful or insulting quotes about their ex-best friend like if their in a fight? I need some. You can give me the sites too if you got them online.
2006-09-14 13:23:58 · 4 answers · asked by hello. 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
When they were giving out brains, I remember holding the door open for you. Why did you have to stand on a box ?
You were one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected
But you did get a brain that day. The problem is that you should have asked for one to go
You got your brain very early. Apparently the warranty has run out.
When they were handing out brains you arrived too late, all you got was a rain check
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead
When they were handing out brains, you were the first in the queue, and held the door open for the rest of us.
You didn't get a brain that day either. They were only handing them out to people who would use them
You got your brain first when they were handing them out in alphabetical order, A for "Aardvark"
Your sister is so ugly, when she was born they put tinted windows on the incubator.
Your sister's hairstyle is so ugly my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
Your so ugly that they made you the ice hockey goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
Your so ugly the only dates you get are on a calendar.
Your so ugly that if you threw a boomerang it wouldn't come back.
Your clothes are so bad even a scarecrow wouldn't wear them.
Your mother is so ugly her tears run down the back of her head so they won't have to see her face.
Your girlfriend is so ugly even the garbage collectors won't pick her up.
Your so ugly, you shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.
Your so ugly they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight.
Your father is so ugly he fell into the Amazon and scared off the piranhas.
(Sorry for non related stuff, cause I am putting these here for general usage)
2006-09-14 19:21:50 · answer #1 · answered by Ω Nookey™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. Hateful quotes in the hands of an angry woman is a deadly combination. I'm not gonna hand you a loaded insult gun. Try Google, and good luck.
2006-09-14 13:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could tell them that "the world could be flooded with piss and even if you lived in the only tree, I still would never speak to you again".
2006-09-14 15:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Melanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOURE SO UGLY YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A DOG'S` SHAVED BUTT
2006-09-14 13:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by zac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋