i have a farting problem. its embarrassing when i talk to girls and i just let one rip out or when i am in a meeting or something. I tried stuffing lettuce in my rear but nothing seems to work
2006-09-14 12:52:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You don't know what a truly good fart is until you try this.
Drink beer and eat dried apricots together.
this is scary. you swell up and release more gas than you could possibly think is in there.
I haven't tried this but I know someone who has. (blew me away ) Hee hee
2006-09-14 13:49:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did the lettuce alter the smell of your farts? Figure out what's making you fart and stop eating it. Probably something you eat often. Like rice or dairy.
2006-09-14 12:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by Dumblydore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious and if you are you need to watch what you eat don't eat anything that might cause gas, at least before or while your out with the public!
2006-09-14 12:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by mrs.taylor7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are probably eating something that causes you to have bad gas. Try eating better, or if that isnt the case, or it dosen't work, there is alwaly gas relief pills like, beano.
2006-09-14 12:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by Dex's Gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyone farts just try taking anti gas meds before you eat that should stop the problem
2006-09-14 12:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by party2much25 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be lactose intolerant. Try going for one day without milk and see if it makes a difference.
2006-09-15 21:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by dave_taylor1900 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try taking Beano before each meals you can find it over the counter at your local drug store.
2006-09-14 12:56:14 · answer #7 · answered by asia s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go see a specialist.
2006-09-14 12:54:25 · answer #8 · answered by A K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i fell in love with you. please write your telephone. im okay with farting. really.
2006-09-14 12:54:30 · answer #9 · answered by javamanyak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋