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2006-09-14 12:28:55 · 20 answers · asked by Kenny ♣ 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

anjelkake - I'm agnostic. I'm hoping to share my thoughts with believers and enlighten their lives with a little free-thought. Give it a try.

2006-09-14 12:34:42 · update #1

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Mine built a statue of me out of cat fur. I didn't like it so I got the vacuum and smite them.
Tammi Dee

2006-09-14 12:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 3 0

First of all God did not create man with dust. He created man in his own image. I've heard the saying dust to dust, and ashes to ashes...I don't know, nor confess knowing your answer. I will find out. Rody

2006-09-14 19:35:34 · answer #2 · answered by virginiamayoaunt 4 · 0 0

The little dust bunnies, have not gathered on you yet. But they will when you die. Ashes to ashes and Dust to dust. Then the dust will come all over you, for eternity. Dream on !!

2006-09-14 19:33:04 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0 0

You have to kick them around a bit and knock some sense into them or just change some water into wine and they'll think you're amazing. Making them want to worship you and shove your beliefs down others throats for years to come.

2006-09-14 20:16:44 · answer #4 · answered by Tammy ™ 4 · 1 0

God did create man out of dust, but He breathed the breath of life into them.(genesis 2:7) Can you breathe the breath of life inot your dust bunnies and make them be alive?

2006-09-14 20:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by Sofa P 2 · 0 1

Well you are Kenny.... and what Kenny creates have no choice but to worship right. Don't forget to give them the 'book' and tell them they have to be fruitful and multiply.

2006-09-14 19:32:17 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0 0

I just got a mental image of a tiny altar constructed from toenail clippings. Ewww.

2006-09-14 19:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

They live in fear of the Easter Bunny.

2006-09-14 19:31:18 · answer #8 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0 0

What I don't really understand is...if you are an athiest, why do you hang out in "Religion and Spirituality" section? Is it because you really desparately are hoping to see the light one of these days?

2006-09-14 19:32:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Cute, I am not sure, but if you spray them with hairspray then roller skate over them , they are known to ignite. COOL

2006-09-14 19:32:19 · answer #10 · answered by sweet pea 3 · 1 0

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