Was Jesus host to a parasitic alien mind-virus that still claims many victims today?

Answer 1

No. Jesus loves you. I'm not kidding. He saved the world from Satan, and all you have to do to live a life of peace, happiness and purity and to go to beautiful heaven instead of terrible hell, is
1. Accept Christ as your Savior and Lord
2. Believe that Jesus is Gods son
3. Confess your faith in Jesus as your Savior and Lord.

For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son so that whosoever shall believe in Him shall not perish but will have everlasting life.
John 3:16

Answer 2

No He is the Cure to that Parasitic Alien Mind-Virus
He has healed me

Answer 3

I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood...what planet are you from? The "Alien" you refer to is God, while the "mind-virus" is also referred to as Christianity, and yes, it claims thousands of victims every single day. I praise God that this is so! :)

Answer 4

Speaking as a not particularly religious person I would say there is much more evidence Jesus existed than there is for aliens.

Answer 5

Making fun of a person’s God and/or religion is like racial slurs. The ones you hurt the most are the very young and the very old. There is a very good reason why what you’re doing is carcinogenic.

Answer 6

If this virus makes people absolutely brilliant and spiritually rich, then I want it.

But to answer your question, let me get into my damn time machine and check... wait, that's broken, why don't you just ask the microbiologists that existed in 10 AD?

Answer 7

Yeah, and the Watchtower has all in all, has anticipated the top of the international for 1914, 1918, 1925, 1975, and 1989. So, yeah, "IT" is the in basic terms "authentic" Channel between God and folk. enable's not overlook, that Russell declared that the second one Coming had taken position invisibly in October 1874, and the Lord develop into fairly latest, and that in 1914 the committed (the only hundred forty four,000) might want to be translated to heaven and the depraved destroyed. Armageddon (which began in 1874) might want to culminate in 1914 with the completed overthrow of earth's rulers and the top of the international. C.T. Russell, nonetheless in the international, died in 1916. contained in the early Nineteen Nineteen Twenties, JWs zealously dispensed on the streets and from door to door a e book titled tens of millions Now living will under no circumstances Die. It develop into prophesied, "The three hundred and sixty 5 days 1925 is a date truthfully and obviously marked contained in the Scriptures, even extra obviously than that of 1914 ... we'd want to with slightly of success anticipate that 1925 will mark the go back of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob and the committed prophets of previous ... to the difficulty of human perfection" ("tens of millions Now living will under no circumstances Die," The Watchtower, 7/15/24, p. 89). The JWs even outfitted a house in San Diego the position the patriarchs were to stay and tried to deed it to King David. (the abode develop into quietly offered in 1954.) contained in the early Nineteen Nineteen Forties, JWs were affirming that Armageddon, in basic terms months away, might want to end international warfare II and the defeat of the Nazis might want to herald God's rule in the international (The Watchtower, 12/40-one). Their e book, children, suggested that plans to marry and function children be postponed till after Armageddon. this is been a lengthy wait! not giving up, they later prophesied that God's millennial kingdom might want to initiate in 1975. again JWs were informed now to not have interaction in any plans for this international, inclusive of marriage and having children. Many provide up their jobs, offered their houses, and dedicated themselves to going door to door. (source: 3/ninety seven, The Berean call.) So, save on readin' LOL

Answer 8

I smell a movie screenplay! Quick, get Dan Brown on the phone!

Answer 9

Hey, I like "Stargate SG1" as much as the next person, but this is a bit much. Get a sense of reality!

Answer 10

You're not funny. I'm not religious, and don't particularly like religious people, but at least come up with a funny way to insult them, you're just lame.