John and his wife Mary were having a shower together in their upstairs bathroom when the doorbell rang. Mary heard the bell, got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around her, went downstairs, and opened the door.
Their neighbor Charlie looked at her from the doorway, and said, "Oh. I see that I got you out of the shower. Sorry about that."
"That's all right," Mary said, "What do you want?"
Not too much... my goodness you have beautiful skin. It's so pink from the shower. Mary, if I was to give you a hundred dollars, would you remove the towel from your upper body?"
Mary thought about it for a minute, figured why not, for a hundred bucks, and removed the towel from her breasts.
"Wow," Charlie exclaimed, "they are truly beautiful. Listen, for another hundred bucks would you consider taking the towel all the way off?"
"Why not," Mary thought, "that's a lot of money," and she dropped the towel completely to the floor.
Charlie had a good look, complimented her again on her fine looking body, reached into his pocket, took out two hundred dollars, gave it to her, and left.
As she got back up stairs and was getting back into the shower, John asked her who was at the door.
"Just Charlie," she said, as she started to rub his back.
"Charlie Eh," said John, "Did he give you the two hundred dollars he owed me?"
2006-09-14 11:41:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OHHH HOW SWEET
2006-09-14 11:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 birds with 1 stone or in this case $400 for $200
2006-09-14 12:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by Andy N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, that is funny. She just got tricked into showing her body off to someone who already owed them $200. I hate people like that, but it was a funny joke neway.
2006-09-14 11:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by lil' black rain cloud 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
charlie still owes him $200
2006-09-14 11:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by casa2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was freaking funny got to give it to u u win a ten
2006-09-14 12:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good I am gonna tell someone that tomorrow
2006-09-14 11:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by pryncess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one, cant say thats a good thing, but still very funni
2006-09-14 11:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-14 11:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by thomas A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 hars for that one!
har har
2006-09-14 11:45:03 · answer #9 · answered by jake cigar™ is retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! What a hoodwink! (Hoodwink means "to trick" or "to deceive")
2006-09-14 12:09:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one Im still lol
2006-09-14 11:43:51 · answer #11 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋