2006-09-14 10:35:52 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
I think you might be obese and you've just pissed yourself. I suggest you eat fewer pies and drink less fluids.
2006-09-14 10:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Possibly.. I had a friend that keep it a secret to all of us that she was pregnant. But for nine months we've notice her stomach get bigger and she began to get a little bit fatter and when she finally came to her 9th month that she can't hide the truth from us. She admitted that she was pregnant and that she was finally giving birth. And for the whole 9 months she didn't visit any doctors at all but her 4 years old son now is very smart and handsome.
See a doctor if you think you're pregnant.
2006-09-14 16:03:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And my both loving tribute is (LOL) - you're stricken by indigestion and gas that could want to have blocked your fallopian tubes and bladder, causing you to bypass over your sessions. And what you imagine is your 'water' which broke is a case of your bladder bursting !!! sturdy one - i might want to provide you with some factors for bringing this to many peoples word...
2016-11-26 23:27:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you swallowed a watermelon seed. Don't worry, it will pass, and a magical thing will happen. As it exits from your body, it will turn into a baby-- this is different than being pregnant, during which time you would definitely have contniued to have your period, your stomach would be slightly bloated and your breasts tender, and even though you would be having severe uterine cramps, there would be no water breaking to let you know you were in labor.
2006-09-14 10:40:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
your water broke...spoken like a true pregnant woman who knows that she is pregnant. Why act like an idiot and say "I missed my period for 9 months and my stomach is huge"....you gave it away by stating the water breaking....IDIOT!
2006-09-14 10:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
First of all, what is this doing under weddings? Second, you need to see a doctor. Go now.
2006-09-14 10:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by seatonrsp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This reminds me of teh Zanzibar Zinger!
2006-09-14 11:44:29 · answer #7 · answered by TastesLikeChicken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you might. But usually when a woman's water breaks that means that they're about to have their baby...
2006-09-14 10:43:19 · answer #8 · answered by Jell-O = ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha I like how people think you are serious..That is funny.
But I really like your question because people ask the dumbest questions on here but they are actually serious about them! :)
2006-09-14 11:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by sour_apple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should probably go hide in a cupborad or something, or have a nice stake.
2006-09-14 11:23:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋