FUNNY ISN'T IT?
Dear All, This is not funny but rather serious - give it consideration and make a decision?
Funny how a $10.00 bill looks so big when you take it to church, but so small when you take it to the market.
Funny how big an hour serving God looks and how small 60 minutes are when spent playing golf, fishing or playing bridge.
Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church, but how short they are when watching a movie. Funny how we get thrilled when a football game goes into overtime, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
Funny how laborious it is to read a chapter in the Bible and how easy it is to read 200-300 pages of a best selling novel. Funny how we believe what newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
Funny how people scramble to get a front seat at any game, but scramble to get a back seat at church service. Funny how we cannot fit a gospel meeting into our schedule with yearly planner but we can schedule for other events at a moment's notice.
Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks to fit a church event into our schedule, but can adjust it for a social event at the last minute.
Funny how much difficulty some have learning a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and explain gossip about someone.
Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, and don't have any difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
Funny, isn't it? Funny how we are so quick to take direction from a total stranger when we are lost, but are hesitant to take God's direction to be found.
Funny how people are so consumed with what others think about them rather than what God thinks about them.
Funny how so many churchgoers sing "Standing on the Promises" but all they do is sit on the premises.
Funny how people think that they can get more accomplished in a lifetime without God than in an hour with him.
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven, provided they don't have to believe, or to think, or to say, or to do anything. "TO STAND UP TO ANY CHALLENGE, SPEND TIME ON YOUR KNEES"
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2006-09-14 10:19:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is so true. I have to add something on...
Funny how some judge and observe others behavior, but won't take a moment to judge and observe themselves.
2006-09-14 10:26:36 · answer #1 · answered by rebble 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm. i think that this author is worried to much about other people. sure there are some people who don't understand about the religious and go to church on a weekly basis. and you can believe that there are ignorant people that are worried way too much about other people. but not everyone has to live the "church life." i rarely go to church but i pray everday and i most definatley believe in the lord. but i think that the author wasn't too "sure" of what he or she was talking about. let me know what you think.
2006-09-14 10:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'Biscuit' is corruption of Olde English for 'share the nutrition'...... It exchange into time-commemorated, at the same time as baking unlevened bread, to share it such as your neighbours for instance of freindship (additionally extremely of one upmanship in case you truthfully had flour to bake with) To 'bisect' or cut back lower back in a single million/2 the complicated bread enabled the sharing of the nutrition, with whomever did the lowering in many circumstances getting the bigger 'a million/2'. for this reason to bisect it.....or 'Biscuit' F*** me, I basically approximately believed myself then, lmao :o)
2016-11-07 08:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan makes it very difficult for people to have a relationship in God.
But many people are not even aware of it.
2006-09-14 10:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
AMEN to that, can i add one more, funny how sometimes god works thru others and in mysterious ways to speak to us.
2006-09-14 10:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This gets my vote as the longest question in the history of Answers.
2006-09-14 10:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by daveduncan40 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow! All that is so true, it'll make a person ashamed of what they've done (including me)
2006-09-14 11:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you speak true words. I agree with you.
2006-09-14 14:32:42 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for giving me something to think about.
but shouldn't have put this in the religion category.
2006-09-14 10:30:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah I don't believe in God so that speech's wasted on me
2006-09-14 10:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by Emery 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋