because its swollen
2006-09-14 10:14:42 · 20 answers · asked by glacier 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 to USMCwife, My dick may be little, but he's cute.
P.S. all joking aside If your husband is overseas my prayers are with both of you.
2006-09-14 11:03:54 · update #1
Why is your d!ck the size of a pencil?
It must be swollen also♥
2006-09-14 10:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
hey ********, u need 2 slow on the weed just a little bit, you'll kill the rest of the few brain cells u had 2 begin with! but seriously, take it from me, lol, i know jokes, people dont like 2 be insulted when ur telling them a joke. Thats like the worst thing u can do when ur telling someone a joke.Trust me.
2006-09-14 17:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because men's brains are the size of a pea. Guess what put in the navel of a Barbie Doll you will still have space.
2006-09-14 17:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People, this is the joke/riddles section. Do not take these that serious. Laugh and move on. If you feel offended, do not use the "I know your are but what am I" comeback. Respond with your real joke that turns the table.
2006-09-14 17:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
seriously, get a life!
your jokes are gay and u kno it!
so, stfu! already
ur the one with the dime brain! ur the idiot who posted this LAME "joke"
it's not even a joke! it's just a bunch of words that mean NOTHING!!
ur such a ^%#$@#**(($##$$%$#&^$&*%#$*%@#$)%$#*@%(@$*^#
that's me saying every single word i can really fast! too fast for your flea of a brain to recognize!
get the F*** outa here!
2006-09-14 18:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by Maybeh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real answer to that question is......
Because she was smart enough to compact the two cents she had to put in on your behalf the last five times she asked a question!
Unlike men, we don't need all those pennies rolling around up there taking up space!
2006-09-14 17:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why is a guy's brain the size of a dime?
because he is the next einstien!
2006-09-14 17:26:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
F*** YOU. YOUR BRAIN IS REALLY THE SIZE OF A DIME. I swear some men are just ignorant idiots.
2006-09-14 17:20:13 · answer #8 · answered by aaliyahznumba1fan 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Took alot of your 10 brain cells to remember that from when your little brother told it to you this morning,huh?
2006-09-14 17:19:19 · answer #9 · answered by megant 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im sorry...you must live in a land where that only makes sense/is funny (not sure which ws intended), to you... and that makes me think you should be more concerned with the size of your own brain.
2006-09-14 17:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by los ollie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋