She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
2006-09-14 10:09:07 · 27 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!! Lol, that was awesome!!!
2006-09-14 10:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahh. The three minute egg story. It has it all: food and sex. Some explosions and a car chase and you could sell it to holywood.
2006-09-14 17:11:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love 5 minute eggs, but what if it was over 15 minutes?,
they would be pretty hard boiled then
but lol, i get the joke
2006-09-14 17:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man, if i were him id throw that egg timer away, and not buy another one
2006-09-14 17:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Angela 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! Thank you for the good laugh!
2006-09-14 17:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Egg love it is!
2006-09-14 19:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by thomas A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And he probably thought he was the stuff too. LOL good one!
2006-09-14 17:11:52 · answer #7 · answered by mother_flower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to cook a roast.
2006-09-14 17:11:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh damn...thats hitting low...
Here is one in return
Why do women have p u s s i e s?
So, they can p i s s and b i t c h at the same time.
2006-09-14 17:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
interesting way of managing time
2006-09-14 17:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one!
2006-09-14 17:18:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋