For those of you who don't know, the church of the flying spaghetti monster has been widely, yet secretively practiced, all the way back to about -1 BC (or 123,234,344, the amount of noodles that could be cooked from the time the Flying spaghetti monster touched Little Johnny by the River Trebia to today). Yet Christianity has only been widely known for somewhere around 2000 years, with jesus dying on the cross a year after the date in which the noodly appendage touched little Johnny for the salvation of all mankind. Why do the christians feel the need to mock our religion?!?!? It breaks my heart that people can be so cold...I will pray the FSM will touch them and mend their ways before it is too late for them to get their beer volcano and stripper...May he save their souls.
RAmen.
2006-09-14 09:50:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
spaghetti didn't exist till 1 BC?!?!?!? Why not tell that to his FSM when you get to the gates of heaven? Besides, their is scientific evidence that proves it...
2006-09-14 09:55:07 · update #1
I am going to marry Elmo.
RAmen
2006-09-14 11:28:00 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay for the Noodly Appendage! Aaaaarrgh!
2006-09-14 09:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You will be the one laughing when the Flying spaghetti monster returns to Earth.
2006-09-14 09:54:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cuz that's a big lie since spaghetti didn't exist in around 1 BC
2006-09-14 09:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
RAmen
2006-09-14 09:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAmen! May you live in the pasta sauce forever.
2006-09-14 09:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by Paul S 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wait did you say beer Volcanoe and Strippers? tell me more.
2006-09-14 09:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by corvuequis 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i yes i agree oh and more beer please
while i watch the stripper -ah, hmm, i mean volcano
2006-09-14 09:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by Truthasarous rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Du er en stiga fita puk !!
2006-09-14 09:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ramen!!! Praise the pasta!!!!
2006-09-14 09:52:43 · answer #10 · answered by lovenice 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋