the Italian crookster was returning to Rome. he had arranged two appointments; the first with the pope, the second with the mafia boss
'who should I see first?' he asked his advisor
'the pope,' was the response. ‘you’ve only got to kiss his hand’
2006-09-14 09:47:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Better he see the Pope first if not, his lips won't be clean enough to kiss the Pope's hand.
2006-09-14 09:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by ann m 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the Italian crookster was returning to Rome. he had arranged two appointments; with the pope and with the mafia boss 'who should I see first?' he asked his advisor
'the pope,' was the response. ‘you’ve only got to kiss his hand’
It is funny !!!
2006-09-14 17:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He should see the mafia boss first, because if you don't see him he'll hunt you down and kill you. Unless the 1st meeting with the Pope doesn't run into the time he's supposed to see the mafia boss. Then he should see the Pope 1st.
2006-09-14 16:56:51 · answer #3 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well of course it would be the pope. That was his first appointment. But at least he only has to kiss his hand..lol
2006-09-14 16:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well if his first appointment is with the Pope, he should see him first. :o
2006-09-14 16:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't know about that. I believe that when you become a catholic priest you have to kiss the pope's ring!
2006-09-14 17:02:09 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought only Europeans did that! Tee Hee Hee
2006-09-14 17:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. This is a great one! LOL.
2006-09-14 21:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋