I left her on a bench in Kensington Park six or seven days ago, went on holiday, came back, and it looks like someone's made off with her. She's about 5 foot nothing and has blue hair. She has a red, alligator bag, and she's wearing a housecoat with "Piss Off!" across the back and she yells "Bullocks!" every now and again for no reason.
2006-09-14 09:19:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
Maybe the dingo DID eat my mum?
2006-09-14 09:30:29 · update #1
I took her in. She has a solicitor and she's suing you for abandonment.
2006-09-14 09:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by AzOasis8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ay, I had her here for a while, but she started chewing on the furniture, so I says "Ey you old slag, stop chewing on the bloody sofa or I'll throw you out on your ****." Then the ol' witch started earbashing me so I pushed her into the neighbor's place and forgot about her.
2006-09-14 17:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea I saw her yesterday in the corner of US1 talking to some dude.. lmao
2006-09-14 16:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you checked the bingo halls?
2006-09-14 16:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe the dingo ate your mum....
2006-09-14 16:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by C2daK1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋