Then WTF is he doing mowing my lawn?
Disclaimer: The Jesus I reffer to is my mexican gardener. Before you damn me to hell please notice that I made no refference to ANY other Jesus. If you do not know your religion well enough to be able to tell the difference between a Mexican who smells and a dude that "lived" 2000 years ago then by all means show how unintelligent you are by answering!
2006-09-14 09:05:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL
2006-09-14 09:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not in the Holy Bible
The following passage appears in the Greek version of Antiquities of the Jews xviii 3.3, in the translation of William Whiston:
3.3 Now there was about this time Jesus, a wise man, if it be lawful to call him a man; for he was a doer of wonderful works, a teacher of such men as receive the truth with pleasure. He drew over to him both many of the Jews and many of the Gentiles. He was [the] Christ. And when Pilate, at the suggestion of the principal men amongst us, had condemned him to the cross, those that loved him at the first did not forsake him; for he appeared to them alive again the third day; as the divine prophets had foretold these and ten thousand other wonderful things concerning him. And the tribe of Christians, so named from him, are not extinct at this day.
2006-09-14 16:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Really 'cause he's supposed to be mowing my lawn right now
2006-09-14 16:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by corvuequis 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
jesus will save us but who will save the idiots with no sense of humor?jesus rocks.awesome gardener
2006-09-14 21:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Would have been funnier without the disclaimer though.
2006-09-14 16:11:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, Jesus will you save you from your wife, because he's porking her in the back room! (that dirty mexican)
2006-09-14 16:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just like you show off your intellengence by the questions that you ask.
2006-09-14 16:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by Judah's voice 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Go away! In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ----GO AWAY!
2006-09-14 16:07:52 · answer #8 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You showed your intelligence by asking that question. You did it yourself.
2006-09-14 16:09:55 · answer #9 · answered by ReliableLogic 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
gardeners are not as innocent as they look
2006-09-14 16:34:42 · answer #10 · answered by Pervy_Pirate 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't you have some little boys to molest?
2006-09-14 16:08:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋