Now that I got you attention!
How many of the bible thumpers on here do you think live in a doublewide, watch Jerry Springer, chew tobacco and screw their sisters?
How many of them drive around in beat up Ford F-150s that has a gun rack on the back and a bunch of inbred dogs chilling out inside it?
These damn biblethumpers on here are giving rednecks a bad name.
Do you agree?
Discuss!
2006-09-14 08:52:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
if you were a woman and not a fictitious priest i would marry you .you are one funny motherfu cker
2006-09-14 14:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
City apartment, not doublewide.
Jerry who?
Don't use drugs, tobacco included.
Celibate 20 years, married once, virgin till then.
No Ford, no Chevy, like to get a Volvo.
No guns: pacifist Pennsylvania Dutch.
I prefer cats and I don't ask them where they've been or what they've been doing and they don't ask me.
Fav verse: John 3:16
I live in New York, don't know any rednecks.
Disagree.
2006-09-14 16:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I'm sure that there are so called "biblethumpers" that do this while claiming to be religious..but there are snakes everywhere..and not all Christians are that way.
So you might want to grow up a bit and stop trying to insult people that you are ignorant of.
2006-09-14 15:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by Judah's voice 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I just wish that the vasy majority did do that. At least they would be too busy to dictate, preach and judge us!!
If evolution is correct why arn't Christians getting a bit more intelligent along with the rest of us? Have they taken a wrong turn?
2006-09-14 15:55:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
And still they get more foolish. Games and insults won't save you . Only Jesus Christ.
We are worth a Son to God.
2006-09-14 15:58:25 · answer #5 · answered by thomasnotdoubting 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y'know, dougal, i've always loved it when you made one of your few and far between clear headed observations (like the one about fish on fridays), and i think this might be one of them. go on like that, you might yet acquire a grasp of reality. shall we practice small and faraway again?
2006-09-15 09:18:32 · answer #6 · answered by nerdyhermione 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
though shalt not use thy Darwin's name in vain
but now that you got my attention: Darwin's beak didn't get longer after his book got screwed by Christianity
2006-09-14 16:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by Pervy_Pirate 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dougle, remember, reality - fantasy.
Reailty in here *points at head*
Fantasy out there *points around*
:-P
2006-09-14 15:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by Game Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well Father , what an interesting question but by the time i finish writing this all the godbotherers will have complained and your question removed.....
2006-09-14 15:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The people you're describing don't attend churches. They only worship the demon in the backwoods so it won't steal and eat their chillins.
2006-09-14 15:55:24 · answer #10 · answered by jaike 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋