because were all cool like thatt =D
2006-09-14 08:50:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
I love these jokes
2006-09-14 08:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by Christina H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favorites from the site and from what i've also collected laying around:
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris was originally asked to play frodo in lord of the rings, but he turned them down saying "only a b**** would take three movies to destroy a peice of jewelry.
Next, chuck norris asked to play aragorn, but they turned him down because the series would have ended up nine hours shorter and full of dead hobbits
the only reason chuck norris lets jackie chan live is because he likes chris tucker movies
when it comes time to do taxes, chuck norris sends in a blank form with a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes.
what happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable wall? Chuck Norris proves this question is a sham because no wall can't be moved by the round house kick.
2006-09-14 12:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by promethius9594 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man invented the car
The very next day Chuck Norris invented the car crash
2006-09-14 09:19:59 · answer #3 · answered by rudy1976 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who Chucked Norrises Chucke off
Him self when he first had sex with whoever
2006-09-14 08:52:32 · answer #4 · answered by Master Hoyle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just sing the texas walker ranger theme song, it enough is the best thing in the world
2006-09-14 08:59:55 · answer #5 · answered by joe c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris joke...........is there such a thing???
2006-09-14 08:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by eggy74uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
underneath his beard isn't a chin...
it's another fist.
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2006-09-14 08:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋