there once was a ................
2006-09-14 08:47:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There once was a what??? There once was a Yahoo! Answers user who forgot a story and wanted others to tell them one??
2006-09-14 08:50:22 · answer #1 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There once was this guy on the internet on Yahoo questions and answers that said, "Gather round children another story."
I am still waiting on the story...
2006-09-14 15:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there once was a....man and his girlfriend sitting down on the bench of the park, the man stood up and walked on his lace, he bumped his head on a rock and died straight away.
His girlfriend thought that was the best stunt he had ever done and so went to get the press.
The journalists and cameras came and they all waited for him to do another stunt...the days went by and nothing happened.
Then, a nasty smell started coming from the body, the journalists and camera man and the public and the girlfriend thought this wasnt something new and decided to ignore it, and then a monkey walked by and suggested that the guy might be dead...
thats when they performed a funeral and sold his clothes...the end..
ok that was lame and not funny i know...but after noticing i typed so much, i didnt want to erase my hard work....
2006-09-14 16:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Guy who asked too many questions.
He asked and asked until it got on everyone's nerves,
so one day someone hired a hit man to rid the world of this problem. The question guy was in the town square asking stupid questions, and in the crowd of angry people with pitch forks and torches the hit man came up to the front of the crowd and shot the question guy dead. The crowd of angry people was so happy they didn't send the hit man to jail!!!! But this little boy named Little Timmy walked up to the hit man , and asked "Sir, why did you shoot Mr Question dude?" so the hit man said "Stop asking so many questions" and shot Little Timmy too. THE END
2006-09-14 16:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
tease named Ruby M
2006-09-14 16:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by etngapech 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
special guinnea pig named fuzzy who needed a friend. One day, Fuzzy spotted another guinnea pig named Taboo....ok, just kidding!
2006-09-14 16:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by J.C. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a girl from west Virginia and fell in love with a handsome but toothless cousin...............
2006-09-14 16:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, at least we got a story. LOL.
2006-09-15 00:19:53 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
man from Nantuckette
2006-09-14 15:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there once was a green, slimy, pork smelling thing.
What was it you ask?
kermit's finger.
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2006-09-14 15:54:54 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋