10 points to best prank?

Question

yeah, so youll get 10 points if you make me laugh for a really long time which should be easy since it dosent take that much to amuse me

ive always wanted to go into a busy city and attach a dollar bill on the end of a fishing line and make people fun after it. seems fun, but then again, thats just my opinion

Answer 1

heres one me and my little brother used to do.....go to the grocery store and fill your cart with expensive food, etc. as much as you can and go to the checkout. when the cashier is done with your 500 dollars worth of groceries, look at her very seriously and ask, "you do accept IOUs right???" It sounds embarrassing but the cashier is going to be the most embarrassed. its probably the most funny 5 min of my life!

Answer 2

I don't know you but the whoopee cushion always makes me laugh in public places.
Just see the Jackass movie and take some ideas from there.
Johny did one where he put a dildo an strap it in his underwear to look like he was "excited" and went to a lot of public places even a men gym where he helped a man lift weighs and almost hit him with it, he also played basketball and one guy touched it without knowing in the game. I almost peed my pants.
At work you could wet with water the seat of someone and wait when they come back and start a conversation so that they don't notice the stain, when he or she notices it will be too late, they'd looked peed on.
You want to know how self-conscious people are, when they talk to you keep looking at one spot in their body for example their forehead or shoulder, stare at it until they think that something's wrong with their face or clothes.

Answer 3

My fiance informed me of a senior prank that he develop into part of in intense college. They took the principals automobile (an previous vw computer virus) and placed it on accurate of the college construction. Then there develop into our football communities prank. The evening before a sport with our rival college, they bypass to the different faculties football container and employing lye spelled out our faculties call in the course of the 50 backyard line.

Answer 4

Empy a bottle of liquid dish soap or shampoo into a public fountain and watch the suds flow.

Answer 5

Here's the best one.

Get a small can of condensed chicken soup, some raw carrot that you have chewed and a few pieces of frozen sweetcorn. Put them all in a plastic food bag that's leak proof , put in in your pocket to warm it up and go to the cinema. Take a seat on the front row of the balcony. When the film gets to a tense bit or quiet romantic scene make a sound like you're throwing up and empty the bag over the balcony. Quickly leave the balcony and run downstairs to see the reaction of all the people below you who think they've been thrown up on.

Answer 6

ok go to the 99 cent store buy 3 shaving creams (big bottles), put them in your freezer, find a way to open the can still frozen, within 20 minutes you'll need to fond the car of someone you hate and throw it in, within an hour depending on temp. the car will fill to the roof with shaving cream

Answer 7

Oh my gosh. I don't think that anyone could beat what quatt47 had to say. I was going to type something until I read that. That is sooooooooo funny. What a terrible but good trick to play. tee hee

Answer 8

One of the guys I worked with was divorced & not seeing anyone. We had a standing joke at the office that he had a blow-up doll named "Patches" due to the wear & tear. When he bought a house. I actually bought one, dressed it in a halter top & shorts, & sat it on a chair outside at his house-warming party. He was looking at hs neighbor's houses saying, "Yes, I'm your new neighbor!!" (We're still friends)

Answer 9

Some of the things we used to do in college:

*Would go to the grocery store and grab a bunch of packages of condoms. Then we'd find people, like couples you could tell just started dating, mothers with their teenage sons, husbands with their daughets, and when they weren't looking, we drop a box of condoms in their cart...what them explain themselves at the checkout line.

*Glued quarters to the floor in front of busy doorways. Watched people get mad as they try to pick them up and fall over each other.

*Took the door handles off the inside of people's door to their rooms. Listen to them holler as you walk down the dorm hall way because they can't get out of their rooms.

*Strung our Resident Assistants "unmentionables" from one end of the building to the other...outside.

*Put open house and walk-through signs up in my professors front yard -- people tried to walk right in and buy his house.

*Stole all the silveware from the cafeteria and put it in the bottom of the school pool...

*Turned the chimney stack on the art building into a large representation of the male anatomy.

Answer 10

Lame, you need a new gimmick. Try walking around with your zipper down and your shirt tail hanging through it and see how many people tell you about your miss hap or have a friend do it and video tape it as people are walking down the road laughing and pointing at your friend for being a "window licker".