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That may possibly be the single most offensive question I have seen posted here...or anywhere else. Give yourself something special.

2006-09-14 08:26:55 · answer #1 · answered by Harris 4 · 3 1

It would have to be wire coat hangers because they are against legal abortion and want everyone to go back to the good old days of back street abortionist's or butchers.
Some people might get confused between Jesus & Joan Crawford both JC...remember that movie Mommie Dearest about her ...it featured wire coat hangers quite prominently.

2006-09-14 08:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Probably not vacuum cleaners. They are a little heavy for most chains.

Had Jesus been aborted, or in any other way killed, before he went to the cross, He would not have accomplished his mission of redeeming the world, so His death would have no value and would not be celebrated.

2006-09-14 08:28:46 · answer #3 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 5 0

Wrong again. The Christians will always carry the crucifixion . It is the heathens who will carry the vacuum cleaners and the coathanger, while they march into the eternal fires of hell. There will be many women, men, who will hang by the coathangers over the fire and their screaming and knashing of teeth will never cease. Don't make if's about Jesus. Not funny, when you mock the Bible or Jesus.

2006-09-14 08:31:08 · answer #4 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 5 1

We would have to worship at the altar of Planned Parenthood where the other 50 million babies were sacraficed..

Jer 1:5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.

2006-09-14 08:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You just stated the best reason for pro-choice! Girls and Women dying from horrible abortions. Abortions are here to stay-legal or not. We can say the state has no right to decide for a woman (which I believe), but the botched abortions says so much more.

2006-09-14 08:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Shossi 6 · 1 1

The standard of what is acceptable in religion for many is whether it satisfies the individual. Many "shop" for a religion that meets their personal preferences, treating the Scriptures as a salad bar-- picking things they like and passing over others. Many declare satisfaction with the course they have chosen in religion without ever considering the question, "Is God satisfied with my religion?" The whole conclusion is not, serve God as you please, but "Fear God and keep His commandments" (Eccl. 12:13). Our purpose in daily activities and in worship should be to strive to please God. Those who truly seek to serve God will not be satisfied until they do this. We must be willing to test our practices and beliefs to see if they agree with the Scriptures. "Examine yourselves, whether ye be in the faith; prove your own selves" (2Cor. 13:5).

2006-09-14 08:32:35 · answer #7 · answered by K 5 · 0 0

Humm...let me think. I'm guessing Christianity wouldn't exist. So no need to worry about what they would be wearing.

2006-09-14 08:27:38 · answer #8 · answered by SAHM3 3 · 4 0

All right K... errr Rusty... :)


I vote coat hangers.

2006-09-14 08:49:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'm thinking coat hangers because they're lighter and they are too lazy to pick up anything heavy.

2006-09-14 08:26:10 · answer #10 · answered by Balaam's Talking Donkey 3 · 3 3

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