what`s the funniest thing you`ve heard a kid say???
2006-09-14 07:28:17 · 29 answers · asked by nicola 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
One day, we were at a restaurant waiting to be seated. My husband noticed my 5YO had a few bumps on her forhed that looked like pimples. He said to her, in a somewhat low voice, "Demi, you have big pimples".....she, being the loud one she his, hollars back at him...."I DONT HAVE BIG NIPPLES!!"
Another...same daughter.....she saw a can of peanuts sitting on my husband's desk. She asked "are those daddy's nuts?"....I answered very non-chalant "yes" figuring she was going to ask for some....to my surprise, she says, "why does he need those? he has his own nuts!....right here" (as she turned around and grabbed her butt cheeks).....apparently, she had heard my husband say to the dog, "quit lickin' your nuts" and associated the positioning with them being near his rear.
2006-09-14 07:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by threedscreations 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm 51 i became buying in my community club Warehouse on Tuesday. I used between the flatbed carts as i became determining to purchase my month-to-month Case of Bottled Water. at the same time as waiting in line, there became a woman with 2 boys in front of me. certainly one of her sons reported; "look mom, that guy has a beard!" She reported; "particular he Does". Then her different Son reported; "mom, that guy has a huge cart!" She spoke back, "particular He does" She then pointed to the cart and woman interior the subsequent lane and advised them she additionally had many great products besides. I advised her boys have been properly behaved. She thanked me and reported properly each so often they are able to be a hand finished.
2016-11-07 07:59:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was walking past a mother and son. The mother was tying her son's shoe lace- he was about 4/5 years old. He was asking a load of questions- this last one was the funniest- he says- 'mum, all my friends at school have a step mum- are you my step mum?' She looked at me then looked at him and got really annoyed but kept her calm and replied- 'what do you think?'- he replied 'yes i think you are.' she screamed to him that she was his only ever mother- i walked past with the biggest grin on my face and didn't look back- she was genuinely upset by it. It was hilarious!
2006-09-14 07:35:26 · answer #3 · answered by antagonist 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1st Grader has a letter of the day. The other day it was N. We were sitting at dinner trying to help him come up with something. Everything he suggested either did not have a N or we did not have it.
Finally he said "I will just have to bring Nothing then, because that starts with an N"
He actually told his teacher this and then said ha-ha here's what I really brought. I guess she got a kick out of it too :)
2006-09-14 07:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by lcritter55118 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
on the fist day of pre-school my sister was trying to hurry her little daughter out the door and into the car and she goes "oh c'mon mom! you're bustin' my chops"
And about 3 years ago when she was 2, my brother-inlaw was getting ready for work and she walked in right as he was about to pull up his pants and she goes "DADDY what was that?" and he goes"...Oh nothin'" So then about 4 months later our whole family went to my sister and my brother-inlaw's house and we were all in the living room and suddenly out of no where my neice goes "Daddy can I see nothin'? It was so funny, we all burst out laughing, we thought she had forgotten.
2006-09-15 11:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by PANDABEAR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son was trying to teach me how to do a seat drop on the trampoline (bouncing on your bottom then going straight into the upright position), no matter how much i tried i couldnt do it. According to him its because i've got too much junk in my trunk, his way of saying my bums too big!
2006-09-14 09:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my eldest was just coming to the age where they want to know everything he said if its masterbating for men then is it ladybating for woman i was shocked he even knew what it meant but couldnt help laff at the fact he thought it was a different name for woman i just said yes n walked away to have a giggle
2006-09-15 00:00:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was about 2 an elderly lady was sitting by us at the Dr. office. the lady asked my daughter "where did you get your beautiful blue eyes?" My daughter looked right at her, without missing a beat and said...."At Wal-Mart!" We fell out laughing!
2006-09-14 07:35:00 · answer #8 · answered by lil_rowdy1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My lil cousin was just getting potty trained. He kept telling his father he had to pee. He did this about three or four times and his dad wasn't responding. So on the last time, he walked into the room and yelled "Daddy, I got to piss!" It was hilarious.
2006-09-14 07:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When my niece was little she was in the nursery nativity play she was the king that brought Frankenstein
2006-09-14 11:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by Lulu T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋