Ok look really dont' wont smart *** answers plz someone give me something I can use here. I need to get weed out of my system so I can pass a piss test I've got a few tips already but I'm not sure if they will work. So plz tell if they do and if not what will work. I have been told to drink up to 4 gallons of water a day and piss alot, drink lots of cranberry juice, vinger (but how ******* much would you drink), Someone said orange juice and also eat lots of salads. Don't have a clue as to what that would do to help me out buy anyways... And I do have niacin but the last time I tried that I still failed. Maybe I didn't take it right. But I dont' have money to go spend on stuff to clean my system out. That's why I'm askiing will any of these things I've named work. Are does anyone out there know of something that will work.. Plz plz someone help me!!!! TY all for you time...
2006-09-14 06:55:47 · 6 answers · asked by Kimberly C 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Go to GNC. There's this stuff called Black Magic. it comes in a box with a vile of liquid and some pills. Follow the instructions. Although it does run about $60. I had a friend swear by this stuff, but never believed him until it worked for me. And trust me, I take a lot of piss tests. A lot!!! My job requires it. I'm not a pot head, there was only one time I might have pissed hot. I had smoked three days prior to the test, but I came up clean. You have to understand, THC stays in every ones systems differently. But as a general rule, it takes 30 days to flush out of the average person. Also, Black Magic will not completely clean your system. It will only cause you to piss clean one time. You take it, along with 48 oz. of water, them you urinate once. The next time you go is supposed to be clean. It worked for me. By the way, THC sticks to your cells, especially fat cells. I have about 15% body fat, so it takes longer for me to get it out than someone with less fat.
2006-09-14 07:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by johnj1017 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loads of water and cranberry juice.
Make sure you don't over load yourself with too much water in a very very short period of time, that can make you feel sick.
Through out the days up until before youre test be drinking water.
Just try to piss alot, being active will help too because it'll get your body systems going and get it out.
Don't eat pasta or too many carbs cuz that'll retain it.
Sweat, piss, and pray everything works out alright.
2006-09-14 07:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please take this seriously, because it works. On the day of your test, get up early, and drink a lot of beer. Pee once or twice, but keep drinking beer. After you've pee'd a couple times, you will pretty much only be pee'ing water. The alcohol tells your body to stop retaining water, (that's why you feel so bad and dried out with a hangover) so when you go to test they'll get a lot of water, but not much else. When you fill out the paperwork, it asks you what substances you've been taking....write down alcohol. That's a legal substance and you're not lying. Good luck dude.
2006-09-14 07:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by barefoot_yank 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok, here it is: I am an owner of a large construction company, and we have mandatory testing for our CDL drivers.
I have fired two already. This is because they can't pass the drug test. The testing facilities have the ability to test for the chemicals used to mask pot. if these show up, you're caught. Bottom line.
I have no issue with someone smoking pot, but I do have an issue with an employee being stupid enough to do it knowing he's going to be tested.
If you aren't strong enough to stop, then work at McDonalds.
Get it out of your system if this means enough to you.
2006-09-14 07:06:31 · answer #4 · answered by Fitchurg Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, drinking alot of water will help. I have never failed one. I drink alot of water everyday leading up to the test day. On that day just make sure your urine is clear before submitting the sample. You need to drink alot of water right before the test. If it is in the morning, make sure you wake up early enough to start drinking water. YOU MUST MAKE SURE YOUR URINE IS CLEAR IN COLOR!!!!!
2006-09-14 07:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by teenypurplebinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen. ie...if you can't deal with the consequences of smoking weed then you should not have been smoking it in the first place.
2006-09-14 07:26:30 · answer #6 · answered by ModelFlyerChick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋