Ye must answer usin' seafarin' hearty speech, ya scallywags!
2006-09-14 05:36:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
In all 'er meaty goodness, savvy?
I ordered me gospels on Monday,, ya sea dawg, and now I'm goin ta track me order.
First I have to tell you why I love pirates so much:
I have a steering wheel hanging from me crotch, and it's drivin me nuts!
I normally only tell that joke during seafair and am beat for it on the occasion but I couldn't resist. Arrrr!
2006-09-14 05:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster grew to become into formed as a satirical view of religion based on the Kansas college Board thinking the opportunity of coaching clever layout. particularly standard on college campuses and volume extra satirical atheists.
2016-12-18 10:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yarrr! Well I was out on me deck a polishin away, when all of sudden a ball o' light came flickering into me presence. I drew me sword and prepared to defend me ship. But as it twer comin closer, the form o' the FSM came into me sights. I fell on me knees and kissed his noodley appendage, at his request. I twer baptized in alfredo sauce an have been awaiting his return and me spot by the vulcano o' rum.
2006-09-14 05:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arrrrrr, matey. I seen his many midgets with these here two eyes, and my guts still smoulder like a whale oil lamp in a Barbados brothel from but a single broadside of his spicy meatballs!
2006-09-14 05:40:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I ben touched by His Noodly Appendage. How could I nay believe?
2006-09-14 05:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There be none other like the FSM me hearties....ARRRRGGGHHH now put the landlubber in the boo box!!
2006-09-14 05:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prove He dasn't exist. Ye canna. Therefore He does.
(lovin that website!!)
2006-09-14 05:46:36 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arr, I believes in the FSM because he has touched me on mor' 'an one occasion, an' in more'n one place wit' 'is noodly appendage, he 'as. Aaargh!
2006-09-14 05:40:30 · answer #8 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
tis cuz he be the bestest damn matey under the ever lovin moon ya scallywaggin landlover
2006-09-14 05:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not belive in the flying spaghetti monster!?
2006-09-14 05:39:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋