If ye`re new a this, I heartily recommend this website.
http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
We all know that 't be necessary t' Talk Like A Pirate on September 19th or else our lord an' savior th' Flyin' Spaghetti Monster be very upset.
We must uphold our religious obligations on this tide.
If ye erehope t' reach hea'en an' be seein' th' grog volcano an' stripper factory, ye will need t' join us.
if ye do nay join us, th' FSM will keel haul you
Ya horn swogglin' scurvy dog!
remember well th' words o' Pirate Pegleg Pascal:
"'tis better t' believe in th' FSM on accoun' o' if he be real, ye be havin' everythin' t' gain an' everythin' t' lose. But if th' FSM be false, ye be havin' lost nothin'."
2006-09-14 05:30:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Arrrggghhh! Not Ole Pascal again! LOL
Ye were doin fine 'til ye brung up Pascal. That landlubber makes me want to keel haul King James hisself!
2006-09-14 05:40:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your a Pirate, a Brigande? A Scoundrel on the good Kings Colonies!
Sir, i am a British Citizen, you murderous Swine!
*jeez, i sound like Russel Brand..:P*
2006-09-14 05:34:26 · answer #2 · answered by thomas p 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arrrrr, be havin' ye be touched by his noodly appendage
Ya scurvy cur whut deserves the black spot!
2006-09-14 05:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I be goin' t' get loaded t' th' gunwhales an' be havin' some fun!
2006-09-14 05:37:13 · answer #4 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oye, I loves it when ye talks pirate to me. Aaargh!
2006-09-14 05:33:30 · answer #5 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NICE!!!! It's bookmarked now =)
2006-09-14 05:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shiver me timbers!
2006-09-14 05:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by stephaniech24 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋