Here is a funny: Why did the martyr cross the road?

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Here is a funny: Why did the martyr cross the road?

2006-09-14 04:15:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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That would depend on what your religious beliefs are...

The Christian - to help another to cross the road
The Jewish - (not sure if they believe in martyrs)
Buddist - no martyrs
Islam - to plant an IED

2006-09-15 06:32:39 · answer #1 · answered by Bob 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋

Ha good one man.

2006-09-14 12:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by UnitedWeStand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋