and He drops them and says" These 10 Commandments" What do you suppose the other 5 he broke said?
2006-09-14 04:10:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
11. Thou shalt not drive over 55.
12. Thou shalt keep both hand on the wheel at all times
13. Thou shalt not wear white after labor day
14. Thou shalt not buy thy father a tie for christmas
15. Oww my hand hurts...
2006-09-14 04:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thou Shalt Not Be A Yahoo! Nazi
Thou Shall Have A Sense of Humor
Thou Shall Impersonate All Without Remorse
Thou Shall Hijack Every Avatar That You Find
Thou Shall Do All That You Can To Irritate The Fundies.
2006-09-14 04:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. Be loving and tolerant of all
12. Treat all with kindness and respect
13. A house of worship should pay taxes to help their government
14. Don’t hurt anyone or raise a hand against them
15. Ignore all the other commandments (1-10), I was just joking!
2006-09-14 05:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. Thou shalt not be an arrogant ****.
12. Thou shalt let other people of the world alone to their own thoughts.
13. Thou wilt never eat apples, for I have deemed it a sin since Adam screwed up.
14. Remember the animal sacrifices for it makes a savory aroma to the Lord.
15. Forget everything I just said, I was just kidding.
2006-09-14 04:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moses didn't dictate the 10 commandments - God did that part.
I remember when I first seen "History of the World - Part I". I liked it so much that I went to Blockbuster and looked for "History of the World - Part II", but I couldn't find it. When I told my husband he just laughed like crazy and when I asked him why, he said there isn't any part II!
2006-09-14 04:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
11. Hank dictated this list himself.
12. The moon is made of green cheese.
13. Kick the sh!t out of people who are different than you.
14. Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom.
15. Eat right.
2006-09-14 04:12:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
11. Always wipeth after you taketh a dump
12. Cover your mouth when you sneezeth or cougheth
13. Passeth not wind in thine neighbor's face
14. Thou shalt not wear a string between thine legs and flaunt thine a.ss in public
15. Leaveth thine toilet seat down for thy wife or concubine
2006-09-14 04:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose u should back up your question by telling us who told u there were five more commandments. (other than Mel Brookes, who we already know, has no credability.
2006-09-14 04:15:59 · answer #8 · answered by Rudy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's Jibba Jabba, always jibber jabbering :)
2006-09-14 04:11:49 · answer #9 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1-Thy shalt not eat too much2- thy shalt not drink too much 3-thy shalt not sleep too much4- thy shalt not itch your balls in public 5-thy shalt not pick your nose in public
2006-09-14 04:14:30 · answer #10 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋