Billy walked in on his parents quarreling. "B*tch!" shouted Dad. "B*stard!" Mom retorted. Billy asked, "Mom, what's a b*tch & b*stard?". Smiling, Mom said, "B*stard is a gentleman & b*tch is a lady". Later, Billy & his Dad were sunbathing when they heard their neighbours doing it. "Put your c*ck in my c*nt". Curious, Billy asked, "Dad, what is a c*ck & c*nt?". Embarassed, Dad answered, "A c*ck is a coat & a c*nt is a hat". That evening, Billy's parents throw a big X'mas party. Billy watched Dad shaving when he cut himself. "Sh*t!" he exclaimed & hastily explained, " Sh*it is the name of my shaving cream". Billy went to the kitchen & watched Mom cutting the turkey when she cut herself "F*ck!" & immediately said, "F*ck means cut. Billy, why don't you go & greet our guests?". Billy went into the living room where all the guests assembled. Taking the mic, Billy said, "Hi, you bitches & bastards. Give me your c*cks & c*nts. Dad is wiping the sh*t off his face & Mom's f*cking the turkey"
2006-09-14 02:50:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dirty but lol
2006-09-14 02:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-14 03:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by thomas A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. Bad, bad, bad!! But Funny! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
Have a great weekend!
2006-09-15 14:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny in its own way. But the language is a little crude.
2006-09-14 02:56:18 · answer #4 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long for not that funny of a joke
2006-09-14 04:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by baseball_saenz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah dats funny
2006-09-14 02:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...wow thats very funny...Good one for the weather
2006-09-14 03:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, naughty stuff their lot of star marks too, my kinda joke LOL
2006-09-14 02:55:56 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh. Havent heard a good one in a while. 10/10
2006-09-14 02:54:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny but not yet the best
2006-09-14 02:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by Jacky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha this is a classic. i heard this before
2006-09-14 02:53:22 · answer #11 · answered by xapao 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋