Donald'O Connor,Call me a cab.Cosmo shrugs his shoulders and says OK-you're a cab.Is this the funniest joke ever or is the My dog has no nose joke from Monty Python even funnier.
2006-09-14 02:27:51 · 12 answers · asked by Hugh M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Both are funny
frequently I say to My partner call me a taxi and they turn and say your a taxi
PMSLMAO
2006-09-14 08:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one, which makes me laugh after a few bevvies -
Noddy Holder in a menswear shop, having a spend up on some new togs.
Assistant (bearing in mind we are in the West Midlands)
"Will that be all sir, or perhaps you'd like a kipper tie?"
Noddy " No thanks, but I'd love a cuppa coffee"
(I'll get me coat.....)
2006-09-14 02:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by Sam O'Shanter 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A dyslexic man walks into a bra,
or what did an irate Ciderella say, waiting for her film to be developed in Boots... one day my prints will come!
2006-09-14 10:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by dick g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, the funniest joke ever is one of Tommy Cooper's;
A man walks into a bar
he goes 'ouch'
2006-09-14 02:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about .... on a flight to america the stewardess asks "would you like to try some of our TWA coffee?" to which the passenger replies.. " No. But I'd love to taste your TWA tea"
2006-09-14 02:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by des c 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sam O'Shanter has the funniest response.
Give her the 10 points. and she has nice hair
2006-09-14 03:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
monty python is always much funnier to me, I love the dead parrot one.
or nudge nudge wink wink,
2006-09-14 02:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it's funny at all. Maybe it was at the time the film was made. It's rather obvious.
2006-09-14 02:29:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get out more!
2006-09-14 07:29:29 · answer #9 · answered by Dodgey Jon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats quite obvious
not funny at all
2006-09-14 02:47:39 · answer #10 · answered by chickwitbadattitude91 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋