How do I get it to hang around the farm instead? I don't really want it back as it kept biting me.
2006-09-14 01:38:43 · 21 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Pets ➔ Cats
Ah, yes.
'How do I resettle a puma with a proven vicious temperament on a farm?' is a question which has been asked in the 'Pets > Cats' category of Y!A many, many times (er, well, once to be exact.)
You'll need:
a. One can of spray paint (black);
b. One can of spray paint (white);
c. One farmer (gullible).
Your extra-large and suspiciously athletic Border Collie should fetch about 2,500 quid with the forged championship certs.
A lot of silly questions about why local livestock keeps disappearing can be avoided by naming your Border Pum - um, Collie, 'Shep.'
The logic is:
'Some good Border Collies have been called 'Shep'. Therefore, any Border Collie called 'Shep' must be good.'
There's nowt can be said to that.
I also suggest setting up a small butcher's business called 'Roxie Hart & Cat' in a nearby town.
You just never know.
2006-09-14 07:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It probably likes children. Invite some of the playground kids round to the farm for cookies or something, you'll soon see it back where you want it. The biting is a well known behavioural disorder, it's a problem for many puma owners, just get a muzzle.
2006-09-14 02:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by Sangmo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm, Puma? Is that legal? Either call animal control or a zoo...Don't wait until it bites or attacks a child on the playground!
2006-09-14 01:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by **KELLEY** 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every couple of days, you tether a small dog to the farm gatepost. The puma will find this easy prey and will soon get the idea.
2006-09-14 12:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by Report Abuse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why bother enticing it to go and live at the farm? I'm sure the puma will be able to fend for itself quite well living at the end of the playground; it won't go hungry as there'll be plenty of not-so-fast-running snacks just hanging about there.
2006-09-14 01:55:09 · answer #5 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call animal control if it was biting you and now its hanging out at the playground. Come on a little ability to think is necessary here.
2006-09-14 01:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope you're joking. That puma could kill a child very easily. You need to tell the police or the RSPCA. Do it anonymously if you're afraid of getting into trouble. Don't waste time asking questions on here about it.
2006-09-14 01:45:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 23:56:48 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puma? Are you serious? If this isnt a joke then you seriously need to call animal. What if he bites a child or someone else. Law suit???
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